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LetsEatFood
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 5:56am UTC

When a guy does something wrong:
Girl: YOU BROKE MY FAVOURITE LAMP :o
Boy: It was an accident, I didn't mean to! :/
Girl: I can't believe you did this >:|
Boy: Im sorry v_v
When a girl does something wrong:
Boy: YOU LOST MY DOG? D:
Girl: It was an accident, I didn't mean to! >:|
Boy: I can't believe you did this :(
Girl: I already feel bad about it! Stop making me feel worse! >:O
Boy: I'm sorry v_v

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LetsEatFood
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November 9, 2011 6:38am UTC

I eat what you eat in 10 years in 2 days. /:)

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LetsEatFood
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October 14, 2011 12:18pm UTC

In the library there was this kid, he was about 5
Kid: *turns to me* I'm gonna get you a book! :D *runs and gets one*
Me: (thinking) Wow, what a nice kid... :D
Kid: *gives me the book* Read it or I'll slap you :)

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LetsEatFood
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September 11, 2011 5:26am UTC

I live for others, not for myself. If I lived for myself, Id be dead by now.

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LetsEatFood
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September 10, 2011 7:06am UTC

Guy: I wasn't that drunk!
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Friend: Dude! You were in my pool looking for nemo, you were in my closet yelling "WHERE IS NARNIA?!", you were arguing with yourself over the phone and got upset when you hung up, you called your girlfriend and asked her if she was single, you were throwing rocks at my cat and kept saying "GO PIKACHU!" and finally, you hugged a man with white beard and said, "DUMBLEDORE YOUR BACK!"

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LetsEatFood
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August 24, 2011 6:22am UTC

I was in in the public restroom -I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

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