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Less_of_Lies

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Member Since: 16 Sep 2013 01:07pm

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  1. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    Created myself a Navi Fairy, Hey, Listen! Text message notification ring tone, only wanted to throw my phone against the wall a mere 30 times on day one.

  2. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    If I could go back in time,
    I would go back to the first time I saw you,
    and change it into the first time we met.

  3. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
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    September 18, 2013 11:41am UTC
    If I had a nickel for every time I thought about you, people would be like, "What are you doing with all those nickels?"

  4. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    Plan for Failure,
    Expect disappointment,
    Celebrate Success!

  5. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    Beware of Nothing.

  6. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
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    September 16, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    I can't take my eyes off of you.
    Unless, of course, you notice me.
    Then I'll quickly look away
    And act like nothing happened.

  7. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    PARENTS:
    They have you do something for them...
    when you're already doing something for them.

  8. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    When I was a boy, my mamma would send me down to the corner store with 1 dollar, and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 6 eggs. You can't do now. Too many damn security cameras. -Grandpa

  9. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    You're awkward, but in a good way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.

  10. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    I really want to tell you
    how much I like you,
    but then you'd know.... :(

  11. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Your smile is proof... that the best things in life are free.

  12. Less_of_Lies Less_of_Lies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    If I had a nickel for every time I thought about you, people would be like, "What're you doing with all those nickels? That's too many nickels." And they would be wrong.

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