LeopardLover

LeopardLover
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 11:23pm UTC

My friend: I WANT TO MARRY HARRY STYLES!!!
My Other Friend: I WANT TO MARRY LOUIS TOMLINSON!!!
My Other-other friend: I WANT TO MARRY NIALL HORAN!!!
My Other-other-other friend: I WANT TO MARRY LIAM PAYNE!!!
My Other-other-other-other friend: I WANT TO MARRY ZAYN MALIK!!!
Me (Joining in): I WANT TO MARRY......PAUL!!!!
My friends: O_O
Me: ................lol jks?
My friends: -_- omg...

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 5:38am UTC

YOLO...
you know what, that's probably one of the BEST nicknames, Scarlettgirl8!
Hey, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!!! :)
nmf

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 4:47am UTC

There's one bad thing about playing your laptop on the toilet...
you get so into the game that your playing, that when you finally get up after about three hours you have a loveheart shaped mark on your butt...
Admit it, it's happened to you too!!!
come on...it's true!!!
nmf

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 3:14am UTC

As my mum would say;
Two seconds on the lips,
Two inches on the hips...
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The funny thing is that it's sooooo true!
nmq: my mum's....i think.

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 2:32am UTC

Peeta: "If I die, I wanna still be me."
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Found half dead disguised as a rock...
lol!!! :)
nmq.

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 12:11am UTC

The best website in the world.com
^ LOL you tried 2 click it didn't you? ^ :)
sort-of nmq.

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:22pm UTC

ADMIT IT.
You've all screamed at the top of your voice:
"AIHhahiihHAHiaHHAhAiAHAHhHAHAHiiHAHAiaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Whilst trying to be Tarzan...

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:16pm UTC

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Sometimes,
The solution to all of life's problems is a good desert.
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nmf n mq

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Some people get over 600 as fav's. The highest amount of fav's I've had is 6.
Is that sad?
I want to get double digits... *hint, hint*
Thanx, guys. :)

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Sometimes, your looking through someones profile, and a quote says: 'nothing', like, theres seriously nothing on the page, and it has heaps of fav's, and you think, HOW THE HECK DID THEY DO THAT?!?!?!?
: ) happened to anyone else out there?

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 7:42pm UTC

A man had lost an eye and needed a new one.
He went to the doctors to get a new one. The glass eyes cost $3000. That was too much so he asked for a lower price. The plastic eyes cost $1000. That was still too much so he asked for a lower price. The
wooden eyes were $400, which he could afford, so he bought one.
Not long after there was a dance.
He didn't think anyone would want to dance with him, until he saw a rather large lady sitting in the corner. He stood up, and walked over to her. Then he asked her to dance. "Would'n i, would'n i !" She replied. He grew angry; "Fatso! Fatso!" He said.
If you don't get it, I made it colour coded for you.....see if you can work it out.

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Me and you are friends;
You smile, I smile,
You hurt, I hurt,
You cry, I cry,
You jump off bridge,
I'm gonna miss your quotes on Witty!
NMQ.

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 6:13am UTC

I am a no-one
No-one is perfect
Therfore I am perfect!!!
:) Saw it on my Uncles' shirt......who is now in hospital..... :(

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 6:06am UTC

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I wonder what happened to Justin Beiber......
Wait!
No I don't!
if you truly love me,
why did you have
NMF

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 5:29am UTC

That day when....
You are on Witty and you can't think of any more quotes...
:) I know how you feel!

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself;
where the heck is the ceiling?!?
-format credit wittygirl 2010

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 9:19pm UTC

If your too open minded...
Your Brains Will Fall Out!!!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 9:01pm UTC

Ahh, the holidays...
The perfect time to visit friends, family and a therapist.
Format Credit: Sandrasarous

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Me: Damn it! My computer just got broken! Now I can't send emails to my friends!
My Dad: What ever happened to the good old-fashioned writing?
Me: ..... It got old-fashioned.

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LeopardLover
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 8:52pm UTC

There is no tomorrow,
Because by the time 'tomorrow' comes around,
It's today.

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