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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:35am UTC
    "If you wanna make this world a
    better place, put your hands in your
    pockets & give us you change."
    - Jedward ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  3. whateveryousay1234 whateveryousay1234
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    “ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
    -tumblr

  4. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:47am UTC
    Kindergarten:
    Me: Hi my names Soul. What's yours?
    Him: Oh, it's Will.
    Me: Really? Cool.
    Him: What's that on your arm?
    Me: Oh..this? *covers arm* it's a birthmark. You can make fun of me,but ..... mommy says it's beautiful.
    Him: She's right. I mean look at it, it really is a cool birthmark!
    I moved away. 11 years later in
    High School: Sophomore year
    Me: *going quietly to me locker*
    Him: Hey, Soul , right?
    Me: Uh..yeah. Why?
    Him: Oh nothing much really..I'm new here so I'm trying to make as ..... much friends as I can *chuckles*
    Me: *rolling eyes* Oh. Cool. The popular chicks are over there.
    Him: No thanks.
    Me: Oh?
    Him: Oh , by the way , that's a really cool birthmark. I knew someone ... who had something like that once.
    Me: *eyes widening and nearly falling to the floor* Will..
    Him: ..Yeah?
    Me: *hugs him REALLY REALLY hard* It's been 11 years.
    Now he's MINE. <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. laurenxoxo96 laurenxoxo96
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:02am UTC
    HOBKNOCKER.
    remember this? (;

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    i think they should make a male version on Hooters.
    Where guys walk around in just tight boxers.
    and it should be called "Pythons."

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Happy 20th birthday
    Eleanor calder

    format credit to OneDirection

  10. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    Drake and Josh #5
    Josh: Why was your bucket on top of our door?
    Megan: Why was your door under my bucket?
    follow me, I'll follow back @TVQuotes

  11. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:00pm UTC
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  12. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    People who want long eyelashes: Girls
    People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

  13. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 10:27am UTC
    There is nothing scarier than loud
    headphones and Save You Tonight coming on shuffle

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:37am UTC
    One Direction Fact #19
    Niall has more followers than the population of ireland

  15. kto_123 kto_123
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Mrs. Nobody
    Prologue
    "Vinny, wait!" I call at his blurred figure swiftly walking away from me.
    The rain carries my voice so I shout louder.
    "Vinny, please! Let me explain!" I yell.
    He turns around quickly and I run to catch up to him.
    "Vinny, I'm so sorry," I whisper, my voice shaking.
    "Explain." He snaps.
    "I know I forgot all about your band's concert last night, I was invited some place with Olivia and Rayvon,"
    "Oh, Olivia and Rayvon.. Your two best friends. The ones who dumped you when you weren't cool enough. Right.. That was right before I started talking to you when you had no one else." He says sarcastically.
    "I just forgot, Vinny," I whisper.
    "Yeah, right." He snaps before turning around again.
    "Wait! I'm not done." I say.
    I continue talking to his back.
    "I remember awhile back, when we were arguing, I told you that you were a nobody. And that you should be honored that someone so pretty and popular would actually talk to you." I say quietly, feeling ashamed.
    "But last night, Olivia and Rayvon brought me to a party, just so that everyone could make fun of me." I whisper.
    "Am I supposed to feel bad?" He snaps.
    "No, Vinny. I just wanted to say I was wrong. I'm the one who should be honored. You're a great guy and I'm the nobody. Nobody even likes me Vinny, no one except you."
    I say, grabbing his arm to turn him around.
    "Know what the sad thing is, Candice? That if you actually showed people who you really are, the way you showed me, people would actually like you."
    He yanks his arm out of my grip and walks away to get into his car and drive back home.
    "I can't.. Vinny," I whisper to no one. "I can't show people who I really am, because.. I'm not that brave."
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  16. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Peeta: You're insecure, don't know what for.
    Katniss: Oh god not again.
    Peeta: I'm throwing bread when i walk out the door.
    Katniss: Peeta...
    Peeta: Don't need make-up, to cover up. That reaping dress is enough.
    Katniss: What, really?
    Peeta: Everyone else in the destrict can see it, everyone else but you.
    Katniss: Just stop!
    Peeta: Katniss you light up my world lke nobody else! The way that you're catching fire gets me overwhelmed. But when you climb up those trees it aint hard to tell, you don' t know oh-oh.
    Katniss: You're embarrassing me...
    Peeta:YOU DON'T KNOW I LOVE YOU SO!
    quote edited by lozza821/nmf

  17. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    Suicide?
    Hold Over This Quote

  18. Leondoor Leondoor
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 12:55am UTC
    My life is horrible
    I'm currently 22, work at a fast food place, my co-worker hates, i have a horrible salary, my boss is cheep and if i were to complain about anything i'm sure he would deduct more from my pay, my town sucks, i can't leave this horrible place because i fail my drivers test everytime, and my best friend is mentally handicap so all we do is stupid stuff everyday.to top it all offI live in a pineapple under the sea.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    "I'm 14 and my boyfriend is 40, is that bad?"
    ''You spelt dad wrong."

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    "I always wanted to be one of those kids
    that like music in general & i always
    to pick up the nearest instrument."
    - Niall Horan ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

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