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LegendaryLettuce

1. LegendaryLettuce
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2013 10:39am UTC
   Please go Yolo yourself off a bridge if you belive in "Swag".
   
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2. LegendaryLettuce
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   July 3, 2013 12:56am UTC
   I can't wait to strip down naked and rub my body suductively with water and bubbles.
   Oh,
   I mean I can't wait to take a shower.
   
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3. LegendaryLettuce
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   April 4, 2013 7:49pm UTC
   I Bet you guys can guess which song these lyrics come from:
   WuBWUbWUbbbbWWWUUBBBBWubbyWubbityWEoooawWubWubWUb
   
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4. LegendaryLettuce
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   January 28, 2013 6:24pm UTC
   Whoever invented Spin the Bottle must have been pretty persuasive,
   because that's a pretty creepy thing to suggest to people at parties.
   "Hey, you guys want to stand in a circle and make out with each other?"
   
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5. LegendaryLettuce
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   January 19, 2013 6:39pm UTC
   Cleveland: AHH! A BEAR!
   Bear: AHH! BLACK GUY!
   Cleveland: ...
   Bear: Yeah, doesen't feel good does it?
   
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6. LegendaryLettuce
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   January 18, 2013 5:15pm UTC
   Katy Perry - Blue hair
   Rihanna - Red hair
   Nicki Minaj - Pink hair
   Lady Gaga - Green hair
   Yep thats right, Power Rangers are back.
   
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7. LegendaryLettuce
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   January 18, 2013 5:11pm UTC
   One dollar, two bags of gummy bears.
   It's like I don't even care what happens for the rest of the day.
   
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8. LegendaryLettuce
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   January 15, 2013 9:43pm UTC
   I'm bringin' lazy back
   lol jk that would take too much work.
   
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9. LegendaryLettuce
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2013 5:22pm UTC
   When life gives you health packs,
   get ready for a boss fight.
   
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10. LegendaryLettuce
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    January 14, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    "Sorry" and "My bad" mean the same thing,
    unless you're at a funeral.
    
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11. LegendaryLettuce
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    January 14, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    1. Open fridge, nothing to eat.
    2. Open pantry, nothing to eat.
    3. Lower standards and repeat.
    
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12. LegendaryLettuce
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    January 14, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Today, I realized that the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.
    
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13. LegendaryLettuce
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    January 13, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    Brief Poem
    Oh please do not touch me
    Oh please do not touch
    Oh please do not
    Oh please do
    Oh please
    Oh
    O
    
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14. LegendaryLettuce
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    January 11, 2013 11:47pm UTC
    Operator: 9-1-1 please hold
    Me: Ok stop stabbing me for a sec
    Murderer: KK
    
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15. LegendaryLettuce
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    January 11, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    During a test:
    People look up for inspiration,
    down for desperation,
    and left and right for information.
    
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16. LegendaryLettuce
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    January 11, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Haters Gonna Hate,
    Potatoes Gonna Potate,
    Waiters Gonna Wait,
    Alligators Gonna Aligate.
    
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17. LegendaryLettuce
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    January 10, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    Do not cry because its over,
    smile because it happend.
    
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18. LegendaryLettuce
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    January 10, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Siri is just Iris backwards
    Iris is the Greek goddess of messages
    mind= blown
    
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19. LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    How I see dogs:
    Beagle, German Shepard, Poodle, Labradore.
    How I see cats:
    Cat, cat, cat, bigger cat, cat...
    
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20. LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Listening to music by yourself:
    "This song is the best!"
    Playing music to your friends:
    "It gets better in a minute trust me."
    
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