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Lazylion97

1. Lazylion97
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2012 7:55pm UTC
   When life hands you melons,
   your dyslexic.
   
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2. Lazylion97
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   Edible...
   is my favorite flavor.
   nmf
   nmf.
   
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3. Lazylion97
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 7:43pm UTC
   Spilling water and being like
   nothing a little evaporation can't fix...
   nmf.
   
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4. Lazylion97
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2012 4:55pm UTC
   forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   That awkward moment
   When you go check the sign outside a store just to see where are you are...
   
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5. Lazylion97
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 11:56am UTC
   ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼
   Pretending you're in a
   body wash commercial
   when you're in the shower...
   Format credit - RunawayRachel
   
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6. Lazylion97
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 6:53pm UTC
   The best is when i
   can honestly say,
   im just tired...
   ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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7. Lazylion97
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 6:18pm UTC
   Jeez...I didn't know boys
   could pms too...
   -.-
   nmf.
   
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8. Lazylion97
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2011 2:17pm UTC
   *****
   Looking at yourself in the mirror and saying,
   "Yeah, I'd totally date that."
   *****
   Format by Sandrasauras
   
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9. Lazylion97
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2011 1:47pm UTC
   "You know you are
   getting old when the
   candles cost more than
   the cake."
   nmf.
   nmq.
   
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10. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    And who else feels like they're failing school?
    :(
    
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11. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    And on Halloween...
    My teacher dressed as Snookie...
    She's like 60.
    My life...ofifically complete.
    ♥
    nmf
    
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12. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    11:11
    Don't waste your wish on "him"
    In 20 years, it won't be worth it.
    Don't waste your wish on Global Warming
    In 20 years, the world will fix it.
    Use your wish on...you.
    Because in 20 years, you'll still be you,
    Beautiful,
    Strong,
    Amazing,
    you.
    
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13. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    Butterflies fly
    Careless and free
    Witty girls cry
    A river, a sea
    But we are strong
    We'll learn to soar
    Here we belong
    Forevermore.
    
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14. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    These are the eyes
    From countless cries
    These are tears
    From the lonely years
    This is the heart
    That fell apart
    That boy who came
    Is the one to blame
    
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15. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    143
    I HA-A-A-ATE YOU.
    
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16. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    Too many witty people doing too many witty things.
    What?! NOOOOO.
    
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17. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ------- ---------- ♥ -------------------
    Dear young female teachers,
    NO. its our job to flirt with the hot subsitute. not yours.
    sincerely,
    we saw him first.
    Format by XxprettixX
    
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18. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    **[[Shoot for the moon]]**
    ☁ If you miss,☁
    *☁ You'll land *☁
    *amoung the stars*
    ☁ ☁
    *
    ☁* ☁ ☁* ☁
    nmq/nmf ☁
    ☁thank you.
    
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19. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    is there a hole in your sock?
    then how'd you get your foot in it?!
    haha.
    ♥
    ♥
    ♥
    ♥
    
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20. Lazylion97
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    Just like that,
    I'm crawling back to you
    ♥
    Daughtry
    <3
    nmf
    
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