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LaurynM

  1. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Yeah, so this really hot guy said "hi" to me today
    I was like:
    OMG WE BOTH BREATHE AIR AND LIVE IN AMERICA WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON LET US WALK TO THE NEAREST CHURCH AND GET MARRIED SCREW WEDDING DRESSES WE ARE GETTING MARRIED NOW AND WE WILL LIVE TOGETHER WITH TWO BEAUTIFIUL CHILDREN AND A BIG HOUSE BECAUSE WE ARE OBVIOUSLY
    PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER.

  2. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    "NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE"
    FALSE.
    NOTHING AND ORANGE DON'T RHYME.

  3. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    DEAR
    PERSON
    WHO
    WROTE
    " JOCKED "
    ON MY QUOTE :
    I'M SORRY I COULDN'T REPLY SOONER-
    I WAS BUSY TRYING TO FIND THE SH*T THAT I DID NOT GIVE
    t e v e r
    We'll still love each other, forever and always.

  4. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:30am UTC
    There are TWO rules for success.
    1: Never tell everything you know
    Format Credit: FaveFormats.

  5. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:45am UTC
    Me: I think I'm going to start eating healthy...
    Ice Cream: lol no
    Cookies: lol no
    Potato Chips: lol no
    Nutella: b*tch please
    Cake: lol no
    Brownies: lol no
    Hamburgers: lol no
    Taco: lol no
    Chicken Nuggets: lol no
    French Fries: you kiddin bro?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *nom nom nom*

  6. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    How to tell if you are a 90's kid
    -Out of the six lines below, make a letter.
    l l l
    l l l

  7. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    The quote below me is true.
    ✉ 47 comments
    ❤ 184 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    The quote above me is false
    double quote format by Breeze

  8. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:21pm UTC
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  9. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    him: *walks into room*
    me: GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT OF MY HEAD
    him: Oh, i've heard that on the ra-
    me: AND FALL INTO MY BED INSTEAD
    him: What?
    me:
    him:
    me:
    him:
    me: I'm sorry, did I miss something?

  10. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    If your gonna be a bully to someone
    .
    Apologize to their parents, for being the reason their kid isn't there tomorrow.
    Apologize to their friends, who will be sitting in their room crying wondering why they had to lose a friend.
    Apologize to yourself, you wanted to impress people so bad but now you have
    murder on your hands.
    Do you really want to bully someone now?
    Fave and repost to prove that you're AGAINST bullying.

  11. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 1:59pm UTC

    When i look up at the
    stars at night, and wonder if we're the only
    ones out there,
    i always think, that if we
    are,
    It's an awful waste
    of space.
    Format by: kaepow NMF

  12. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:33pm UTC
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  13. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have te best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins...... i made this white so nooo one can see it!!! comment if you see it! ;)
    i think i might love you...

  14. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Look for the L IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Now that you've wasted your time finding the L, look for the Q! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Congratulations! That was pointless! Look for the N!
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Now, read the completley irrelevant countdown, and make a wish!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    CONGRATULATIONS! THIS WILL DO ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING! YOU JUST WASTED YOUR TIME!
    now, repost this and your wish will "come true"
    lol just kidding. No it won’t

  15. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    To all the beautifiul people thinking of hurting themselves:
    Don't commit suicide
    Don't kill yourself
    Don't think you're worthless
    Put down the blade
    Close the bottle of pills
    YOU ARE BEAUTIFIUL
    don't give a sh*t what anyone does or says
    Life has its ups and downs
    don't hurt yourself just because everything doesn't turn out perfect.
    ~Life is like a bow, you are the arrow.~
    ~When you are facing trouble, its like the archer pulling backwards~
    ~but eventually the archer, and your troubles, let go~
    ~and you go rocketing forward to your target. ~
    Your target is your happiness
    you will find it no matter what.
    Please. To all the beautifiul people who want to die,
    There are people who care, people who do love you
    Please don't take your wonderful blessing of a life
    just because everything isn't perfect.

  16. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Letters to:
    Day 1 - Your crush.
    Day 2 - Your best friend.
    Day 3 - Your parents
    Day 4 - Your sibling or closest relative..
    Day 5 - Your dreams.
    Day 6 - A stranger.
    Day 7 - Your Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Crush
    Day 8 - Your favourite online friend.
    Day 9 - Someone you wish you could meet.
    Day 10 - Someone you don't talk to as much as you'd like too.
    Day 11 - A deceased person you wish you could talk too.
    Day 12 - The person you hate most/causes you a lot of pain.
    Day 13 - Someone you wish could forgive you.
    Day 14 - Someone You've Drifted Away From.
    Day 15 - The Person You Miss The Most.
    Day 16 - Someone That's Not In Your State/Country.
    Day 17 - Someone From Your Childhood.
    Day 18 - The Person That You Wish You Could Be.
    Day 19 - Someone That Pesters Your Mind. (Good Or Bad.)
    Day 20 - The One That Broke Your Heart The Hardest.
    Day 21 - Someone You Judged By Their First Impression.
    Day 22 - Someone You Want Too Give A Second Chance Too.
    Day 23 - The Last Person You Kissed.
    Day 24 - The Person That Gave You Your Favorite Memory.
    Day 25 - The Person You Know That Is Going Through The Worst Of Times.
    Day 26 - The Last Person You Made A Pinky Promise Too.
    Day 27 - The Friendliest Person You Knew For Only One Day.
    Day 28 - Someone That Changed Your Life.
    Day 29 - The Person That You Want Too Tell Everything Too, But Too Afraid Too.
    Day 30 - Your Reflection In The Mirror
    Day 6- A Stranger
    Dear Stranger,
    You don't know who I am, and I don't know who you are. To eachother, we are just other people that don't matter in our lives. But both of us have our own lives, our own hopes and dreams, our own group of family and friends, yet to eachother everything about us is insignificant. You may judge me and i may judge you, but we will always be far from the truth. We probably won't give eachother a passing glance, and we probably won't truly aknowledge eachother's presence, but we are two seperate people with seperate thoughts and seperaete lives, and it will always be that way. So I wish you the best of your life, and i hope that you, as a complete stranger, don't judge other strangers at first sight. (Let me tell you, it's a bad habit to have that won't get you anywhere in life.)
    Love always,
    Lauryn :)

  17. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Hai guyss!
    guess which website my school forgot to block?
    And guess who now isn't bored in earth science!
    ;P

  18. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Letters to:
    Day 1 - Your crush.
    Day 2 - Your best friend.
    Day 3 - Your parents
    Day 4 - Your sibling or closest relative..
    Day 5 - Your dreams.
    Day 6 - A stranger.
    Day 7 - Your Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Crush
    Day 8 - Your favourite online friend.
    Day 9 - Someone you wish you could meet.
    Day 10 - Someone you don't talk to as much as you'd like too.
    Day 11 - A deceased person you wish you could talk too.
    Day 12 - The person you hate most/causes you a lot of pain.
    Day 13 - Someone you wish could forgive you.
    Day 14 - Someone You've Drifted Away From.
    Day 15 - The Person You Miss The Most.
    Day 16 - Someone That's Not In Your State/Country.
    Day 17 - Someone From Your Childhood.
    Day 18 - The Person That You Wish You Could Be.
    Day 19 - Someone That Pesters Your Mind. (Good Or Bad.)
    Day 20 - The One That Broke Your Heart The Hardest.
    Day 21 - Someone You Judged By Their First Impression.
    Day 22 - Someone You Want Too Give A Second Chance Too.
    Day 23 - The Last Person You Kissed.
    Day 24 - The Person That Gave You Your Favorite Memory.
    Day 25 - The Person You Know That Is Going Through The Worst Of Times.
    Day 26 - The Last Person You Made A Pinky Promise Too.
    Day 27 - The Friendliest Person You Knew For Only One Day.
    Day 28 - Someone That Changed Your Life.
    Day 29 - The Person That You Want Too Tell Everything Too, But Too Afraid Too.
    Day 30 - Your Reflection In The Mirror
    Day 5- Your Dreams
    Dear Dreams,
    You are my one escape to a bad day. When I close my eyes at night, i look forward to shutting down and going to a realm where everything and anything can happen, and no one can stop me from doing what i want or saying what i want.
    You also hold my worst nightmares. As a child waking up with tears streaming down my face, a loud clap of thunder out my door, i thought that i would never love a dream again... as easily as you can make me happy, you can tear my heart apart as well. and only you know how to. Because you are me. All of my thoughts and feelings go into what you give me in the form of an interactive movie. It's like a second life- where i can live and breathe, but know that it won't affect me when i wake up. you give me the perfect dates with my crush, the wonderful aced test, and the superpower to soar away from the ground if i need to. But you also give me my house enveloped in flames, and the one thing that could break me completely. The only thing that comforts me is that you won't ever tell anyone else what that thing is.
    You in a way, show me how i really feel. the unaffected-by-society feelings and actions that i wish in my head i could follow through. I am not judged in my dreams. I am not made fun of, laughed at, or socially awkward. My dreams are who i really am, and if you could know my dreams, then and only then could you truly judge me.
    So, thank you my dreams, for showing me who i really am, and for reminding me of what is truly important in my life.
    Love always,
    Lauryn :)
    p.s. this was very odd to write...

  19. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Letters to:
    Day 1 - Your crush.
    Day 2 - Your best friend.
    Day 3 - Your parents
    Day 4 - Your sibling or closest relative..
    Day 5 - Your dreams.
    Day 6 - A stranger.
    Day 7 - Your Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Crush
    Day 8 - Your favourite online friend.
    Day 9 - Someone you wish you could meet.
    Day 10 - Someone you don't talk to as much as you'd like too.
    Day 11 - A deceased person you wish you could talk too.
    Day 12 - The person you hate most/causes you a lot of pain.
    Day 13 - Someone you wish could forgive you.
    Day 14 - Someone You've Drifted Away From.
    Day 15 - The Person You Miss The Most.
    Day 16 - Someone That's Not In Your State/Country.
    Day 17 - Someone From Your Childhood.
    Day 18 - The Person That You Wish You Could Be.
    Day 19 - Someone That Pesters Your Mind. (Good Or Bad.)
    Day 20 - The One That Broke Your Heart The Hardest.
    Day 21 - Someone You Judged By Their First Impression.
    Day 22 - Someone You Want Too Give A Second Chance Too.
    Day 23 - The Last Person You Kissed.
    Day 24 - The Person That Gave You Your Favorite Memory.
    Day 25 - The Person You Know That Is Going Through The Worst Of Times.
    Day 26 - The Last Person You Made A Pinky Promise Too.
    Day 27 - The Friendliest Person You Knew For Only One Day.
    Day 28 - Someone That Changed Your Life.
    Day 29 - The Person That You Want Too Tell Everything Too, But Too Afraid Too.
    Day 30 - Your Reflection In The Mirror
    Day 4- Your sibling or closest Relative..
    Dear Clara,
    You are the most amazing little cousin anyone could ever ask for. Even though we live two hours away from each other, I always have lots of fun with you, and I love when we get to see eachother. We both share the same love for animals, Peeta Mellark, and lots of other countless things that make you like my cousin/best friend/sister. It's a shame that we don't live closer. If we did, I would visit you every day I could... But we don't, so for now, when we get to see eachother, it's always exciting.
    Thank you for always making a fun time out of something, like running away from your evil brother Tomas, and then sicking your dog on him and chasing him into the house. That sort of thing makes every one of our meetings fun and entertaning. Oh, I feel so bad for you having to put up with him... (Of course, he is your brother, and I'm sure you two do have fun sometimes...)
    I almost feel like more of a sister to you than a cousin. We can always relate, we can talk about everything and anything, and we do have our occasional "stupid-topic-sisterly-fights" that we get over quickly... But I will always proudly call you my favorite and closest cousin, and I know you feel the same about me. Thank you for being like the little sister I never had. :)
    Love always,
    Lauryn :)

  20. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    How do you look at the boy you love
    and tell yourself its time to walk away?

    NMQ/ NMF
    i just loved this quote...
    i can relate to it soooo much..
    :/

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