jessicabliss posted a quote
October 28, 2013 9:11pm UTC
Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday: - You are not obligated to visit your relatives - You are not obligated to get gifts for anyone - People will give you candy for no reason other than it is Halloween - It is the only day when it's socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
jessicabliss posted a quote
October 26, 2013 6:00pm UTC
Stress (noun) the confusion created when the mind must override the body's desire to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.
When Im upset, I simply go into my room where my bubble wrap is and pop bubbles until i am calm. One day, I will wrap myself in bubble wrap and be 'Captain Stress Relief' People will pop me until they calm the fck down.
My biology teacher said:Imagine if male reproductive organs just dropped off and grew back again.And whilst everyone squealed, I sat back thinking how cool it would be if that were real.