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  1. butterfly_love butterfly_love
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    when you're going through hell,
    keep going.
    it gets better

  2. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    If you don't want to be featured on 1000 Ways To Die...
    Don't touch my food.

  3. Live2Run2Live* Live2Run2Live*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    When I get lonely I just remind myself that we are looking at the same moon

  4. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 3:45am UTC
    When it falls apart
    and you're feeling lost,
    ALL YOUR HOPE IS GONE;
    don’t forget to hold on.
    © format coded by: br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this!

  5. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday:
    - You are not obligated to visit your relatives
    - You are not obligated to get gifts for anyone
    - People will give you candy for no reason other than it is Halloween
    - It is the only day when it's socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

  6. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Periods are ridiculous,
    I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

  7. LoveYourLifeee LoveYourLifeee
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    Nice Tan.
    What's Your Race? Carrot?

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:57am UTC
    I am the kind of girl
    Who wouldn't
    Want diamond earings
    But I would want diamond earbuds

  9. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    well i was going to do my homework, you see, but then this thing called the internet invaded my entire afternoon.

  10. IJustNeedLovee IJustNeedLovee
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    All I can hear is his name
    And all I can see is his smile.
    All I can want is his kiss
    And all I can think is him.

  11. jclaire jclaire
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Being friends with him was my choice, but falling in love with him was beyond my control.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    Stress
    (noun)
    the confusion created when the mind
    must override the body's desire to choke
    the living crap out of some idiot who
    desperately deserves it.

  14. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    When Im upset,
    I simply go into my room where my bubble wrap is and pop bubbles until i am calm.
    One day, I will wrap myself in bubble wrap and be
    'Captain Stress Relief'
    People will pop me until they calm the fck down.

  15. Radz* Radz*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    My biology teacher said:Imagine if male reproductive organs just dropped off and grew back again.And whilst everyone squealed, I sat back thinking how cool it would be if that were real.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 11:02am UTC
    I know I didn't always love you the best,
    but I promise you that this time I will
    love you better.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  18. MohawkMojo MohawkMojo
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Have you seen her? So fine and pretty
    Fooled me with her style and ease
    And I feel her from across the room
    Yes, it's love in the third degree

  19. AnndSheWillBeLoved AnndSheWillBeLoved
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Do it for yourself
    (not for them)

  20. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    You may be American, but when you're heading to the bathroom you're Russian, in the bathroom, European, and after, you're Finnish.
    nmf, nmq

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