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Hey, it's Lauren!
So, obvs the name's Lauren. I'm just livin' life here as it comes. I'm actually a model, believe it or not. I love creating outfits and dresses and shirts and whatnot... really, I'm quite creative. I'm not really into any of those hooligans we call boys currently, but within a few months I'll be obsessed with one! Watch me...
Just kidding, please don't.. hehe. :)
I live in Connecticut, and it's kinda boring compared to other places , but I still like it. It's really pretty here!
Jersey Shore, Project Runway, and Drake&Josh are my favorite shows, but I really don't watch much tv.
So, thanks for stoppin' by, and remember...
FLAUNT♥WHAT♥YOU'VE♥GOT
♥

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 1:31am UTC

That's so sweet...
Can you go file that under
"Bullshit that I hear from Players"?
Bottom drawer, can't miss it.
K.Thanks.Bye.♥

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 1:25am UTC

Dear commercial for medicine,
Your side effects are more dangerous than my disease.
Sincerely,
Annoyed customer

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 1:24am UTC

&We a l l
have that teacher who everyone thinks is a creeper..
not my format

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 1:13am UTC

Anyone else ever. . .
find themselves thinking about
math exponents
on friday nights when everyone else
is out partying?
i guess i'm #foreveralone
nmf

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 1:07am UTC

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They just don't know how it is
to know you don't have him to walk down the aisle with
to know everyday that your mom is missing him
to know everyday how hard your mom tries to be a single parent
to be sad whenever someone mentions their dad
to be knowing he had to suffer through all of that
to have to go to these tests for depression
to have christmas with 1 less person
to have to sit through his birthday or date of death pretending like
you're ok when you know you're not
to watch your friends complain about how annoying their parents
are. like, at least you still have both of them.
r.i.p daddy~ 11-13-62 - 1-5-07
walk. to. defeat. als.
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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 11:52pm UTC

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 12:30am UTC

Repost if you love GOD ♥
[Remember he just saw you looking at this]
Just as I did. :)

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 12:18am UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
I 've heard about this kid in the next town over, in eighth grade.
Today he was supposed to fight this other guy in eleventh grade.
But before they were supposed to fight, the eleventh grader came over from behind and punched his front teeth out, then knocked him out.
I don't even know the eighth grader, but I can't stop thinking about him. According to Facebook he's in the hospital right now. No one knows any more info.
This is real life bullying,
please pray for him.
yes this is legit. please pray for him.♥
nmf

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Lalalauren99
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December 10, 2011 6:12pm UTC

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 10:04pm UTC

not my format.
it makes me sad to see ; ;
that people who deserve to live long die early;
and the people who deserve to die early live long.
it makes me think, why couldn't that have been me?

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 11:14pm UTC

.GIRLS:
makeup; 20 minutes
hair; 30 minutes
clothes; 15 minutes
GUYS:
makeup; 0 minutes
hair; 2 minutes
clothes; 5 minutes
and it ends up with the guy looking better.
♥

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 10:50pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
Watching Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader
makes me feel dumb.

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 10:46pm UTC

"Our pizza is now made with real ch e e s e!"
...wtf was it made of before?!?

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 10:41pm UTC

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
wait what?

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 1:59pm UTC

-•••••••••-
If anyone likes
Aeropostale,
Guess,
Abercrombie&Fitch,
Hollister,
or Forever21...
I have a bunch of
stuff on eBay.
I need to get rid of
it.
Wanna help? ;)
Go to this link...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/330646750780?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649#ht_500wt_1163
I'm adding more in the next hour!
format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 11:23pm UTC

When someone says,
"No offense, but..."
I always seem to end up offended.
Format: twilightgirl995

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 11:19pm UTC

You know that thing you got all defensive about?
That's called my OPINION.
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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 11:17pm UTC

It's just my opinion.
Don't get so defensive.
Damn.
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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 11:11pm UTC

In every hello,
there's a goodbye.
♥

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Lalalauren99
posted a quote
November 17, 2011 11:05pm UTC

Everything's funnier
with your best friend. ♥

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