Dumbldore: Welcome to Hogwarts, everyone!
Dumbledore: It's the safest place to be.
Dumbledore: Well except that time when...
Dumbledore: Voldemort attached himself on the back of a teacher's head...
Dumbledore: Or when Their was a murderous basilisk slithering around...
Dumbledore: Or when their was a serial killer and dementors at the school...
Dumbledore: Or when I let some kids practically fight to the death for a cup...And one of them actually died!
Dumbledore: Oh, and that time when evil wizards were torturing people's minds...
Dumbledore: Or when I died...
Dumbledore: Yeah, fun times!
Dumbledore: Let the feast begin!