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  1. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    "mine," he whispers.
    "yours," i breathe.

  2. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    shes the kind of girl you marry
    and im the kind you dont
    shes the one you wanna carry into your
    brand new home after your honeymoon night.
    she'll look better in white then i ever could but
    she wont love you like i would.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Remember, when a boy sweeps you off your feet
    he's in the perfect position to drop you on your a**

  4. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Things change; people change;
    people leave; people come;
    they're full of sh*t; sh*t happens.
    But there's always
    TOMORROW.

  5. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    It's hard for a girl like me
    to love a boy like you.

  6. onedreamonedirection onedreamonedirection
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Yes, I am a Directioner,
    No, I am not going to kill you for not liking them.

  7. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got five fingers,
    And the middle one's
    FOR YOU.

  8. CalmDownCurly CalmDownCurly
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 10:27am UTC
    Dumbldore: Welcome to Hogwarts, everyone!
    Dumbledore: It's the safest place to be.
    Dumbledore: Well except that time when...
    Dumbledore: Voldemort attached himself on the back of a teacher's head...
    Dumbledore: Or when Their was a murderous basilisk slithering around...
    Dumbledore: Or when their was a serial killer and dementors at the school...
    Dumbledore: Or when I let some kids practically fight to the death for a cup...And one of them actually died!
    Dumbledore: Oh, and that time when evil wizards were torturing people's minds...
    Dumbledore: Or when I died...
    Dumbledore: Yeah, fun times!
    Dumbledore: Let the feast begin!

  9. CaosGoMoo CaosGoMoo
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    If All Gays go to Hell,
    Then Hell Must be F*cking FABULOUS!
    n m q / n o-h a t e

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure that
    I'm doing this whole "teenager" thing wrong

  11. hallucinating* hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    When some
    ONE CALLED DEMI
    FAT, SHE SAID, "You wish you had my curves."

  12. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Another suicide today...
    So young...
    Taken...
    Rest in Peace
    And for all the others,
    Please stay strong...

  13. momentsinlife momentsinlife
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    it's not that i don't like you, it's just that...
    let's put it this way:
    if i had the option of being with you
    or being with rebecca black on a friday,
    i'd choose Rebecca.

  14. second_best second_best
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Every day I fight a war against the mirror. I can't stand the person staring back at me. I'm a hazard to myself.

  15. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 10:54am UTC
    R.i.p. Avalanna,
    we love you, and we will never forget you ♥

  16. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    Had a bad day?
    Put your hand on your heart.
    Feel that?..
    That's called purpose.
    You're alive for a reason.
    Don't give up.

  17. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    The movie theater was robbed last night of $758.
    The thieves took a bag of popcorn, a combo meal and a large drink

  18. Tay* Tay*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    *At the People's Choice Awards*
    Adam Levine: Thank you mom and dad for making me.
    That was cool..

  19. Hal3y Hal3y
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    My Mum: I told you 5 times to clean your room!
    Me: Actually, you told me once...
    True story

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 10:23am UTC
    RIP Avalanna
    You will be missed baby girl.

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