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LadyMarisa50

Status: If you asked me to describe him in one word, I would say, "Perfection."

Member Since: 5 Apr 2012 05:31pm

Last Seen: 18 Feb 2015 09:23pm

Location: USA

Gender: F

user id: 289585

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  1. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    I'm sorry if I ever make you doubt that I love you

  2. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    I miss you
    just isn't enough
    to make everything okay again

  3. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    " If you're reading this . . .
    Congratulations, you're alive.
    If that's not something to smile about,
    Then I don't know what is. "
    ~Chad Sugg~

  4. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:01am UTC
    I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do...
    About you now.

  5. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 12:49am UTC
    You know how people say love stories
    are only in movies?
    Yeah, well, they're in reality, too :)

  6. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    "Oh, being arrested for being just too sexy was not on my agenda today.."
    -Des from Des & Nate

  7. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    I'd give you everything
    If you'd only give me the chance

  8. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 2:51am UTC
    Sometimes the best medicine is to just let go

  9. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 2:23am UTC
    I loved him too much to regret it.

  10. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    So, I was thinking today . . .
    I came to the conclusion that I didn't like the world anymore. I figured that there's more sorrow than there is happiness. I decided that if I were to die right at that moment, I wouldn't really care; at least when I'm dead I'd finally be able to find peace.
    And then later on in the day as I was sitting in my car, staring out the window, I saw a funny-looking cloud. I smiled. Then, I saw a huge, beautiful tree. Then, an empty field. That's when I realized that there's so much beauty in the world. I realized that the littlest things can make a person feel so happy. Those kisses you get from the guy you love? Yeah, that's pretty amazing. But you know what's also amazing? Nature. The thing the human race has been f*cking with / destroying for centuries.
    I'm a very indecisive person. But one thing I know for sure, one thing I will never change my mind about is that nature is more beautiful than anything.

  11. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    You're
    only
    beautiful
    if
    you're
    unique
    (key letter: u)

  12. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Kids in my time:
    LOOK, I'M A WALRUS!
    Kids currently:
    My boyfriend cheated on me and now I can't be happy.

  13. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    You can close your eyes to the things
    You don't want to see,
    But you can't close your heart to the things
    You don't want to feel.
    ~Johnny Depp~

  14. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    Melman from the movie Madagascar would be a terrible giraffe to bring with you to the doctor's office for a check-up.
    In the waiting room he'd be all like, "GET OUT OF THE WAY! SHE'S GOING TO DIE!"
    And I'd just be like, "Melman. I'm here for a check-up. Calm down."
    And he'd say, "SO? YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SICKNESS WILL STRIKE!"
    And then I'd reply, "Melman, you're crazy."
    And he'd be all like, "I KNOW, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE! I NEED MY MEDICATION!"
    Then I'd say, "No, Melman. We're here for my check-up."
    And then he'd start running around the waiting room knocking things over, trying to find his medication.
    When we're with the doctor, he'd be all like,
    "DOCTOR, WILL SHE LIVE?"
    The doctor would just be like, "She's only getting a check-up..."
    To which he'd reply, "WHY? IS SHE GOING TO DIE?"
    And I'd just be like, "Melman, we went over this. Everything's fine."
    And then he'd be like, "NO, IT'S NOT FINE. I NEED MY MEDICATION OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO CANCEL MY APPOINTMENT WITH DR. FISHMAN AND I CAN'T DO THAT, 'COS I JUST - I JUST CAN'T DO THAT."
    And then he'd start crying and the doctor and I would look at each other and the doctor would say calmly, "Melman, you need to calm down."
    That comment would make Melman horribly upset, so he would stand up and throw his chair out the window, and he'd scream, "I NEED MY MEDICATION! I NEED MY MEDICATION!"
    And then he'd start making all these weird giraffe noises and the whole thing would just be plain ridiculous.

  15. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    What's the point
    Of flying
    If you haven't got
    Any place to land

  16. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:25pm UTC
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  17. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:56am UTC
    They
    love
    each
    other
    What's
    your
    f*ck*ng problem
    with
    that

  18. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:21am UTC
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  19. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:07am UTC
    Watching Bob's Burgers. Animated show.
    Whole family plus Bob's nemesis trapped in food truck.
    People are pushing the truck back and forth (it's upside down)
    Tina, Bob's daughter: "I don't want to die a virgin!!"
    Bob's Nemesis: "Me either!"
    Tina: "wait.. that gives me an idea -"
    Bob: "NO. NO."

  20. LadyMarisa50 LadyMarisa50
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    If you love somebody,
    Tell them.
    It's better to tell them now
    Than to never;
    Either they love you too,
    Or they don't.
    There are millions of fish in the sea

:)

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