Melman from the movie Madagascar would be a terrible giraffe to bring with you to the doctor's office for a check-up.
In the waiting room he'd be all like, "GET OUT OF THE WAY! SHE'S GOING TO DIE!"
And I'd just be like, "Melman. I'm here for a check-up. Calm down."
And he'd say, "SO? YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SICKNESS WILL STRIKE!"
And then I'd reply, "Melman, you're crazy."
And he'd be all like, "I KNOW, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE! I NEED MY MEDICATION!"
Then I'd say, "No, Melman. We're here for my check-up."
And then he'd start running around the waiting room knocking things over, trying to find his medication.
When we're with the doctor, he'd be all like,
"DOCTOR, WILL SHE LIVE?"
The doctor would just be like, "She's only getting a check-up..."
To which he'd reply, "WHY? IS SHE GOING TO DIE?"
And I'd just be like, "Melman, we went over this. Everything's fine."
And then he'd be like, "NO, IT'S NOT FINE. I NEED MY MEDICATION OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO CANCEL MY APPOINTMENT WITH DR. FISHMAN AND I CAN'T DO THAT, 'COS I JUST - I JUST CAN'T DO THAT."
And then he'd start crying and the doctor and I would look at each other and the doctor would say calmly, "Melman, you need to calm down."
That comment would make Melman horribly upset, so he would stand up and throw his chair out the window, and he'd scream, "I NEED MY MEDICATION! I NEED MY MEDICATION!"
And then he'd start making all these weird giraffe noises and the whole thing would just be plain ridiculous.