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standinginsilence
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC

So today at school..
We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
She stood up and her exact words were-
"I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

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GreenMariLoves
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:55pm UTC

does anyone else remember those
square scooter from gym class and how awesome they were until you ran over your damn fingers?

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rooftops*
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC

My Health Teacher: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 1:41pm UTC

One day, in the near future,
Facebook, twitter, and youtube wil combine to form
" YouTwitFace "

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jorddx3
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 6:42pm UTC

It's crazy how we had a horrible storm named Sandy,
and a few months later a horrible thing happened at Sandy Hook Elementary....♥

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LittleMissEva
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 5:36pm UTC

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The lonliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest.
The most damaged people are the wisest.
All because they do not wish to see
anyone else suffer the way they do.
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foreverandalways41400
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 10:43pm UTC

Can't you see, she's crazy about you? She cares about you, alot. She's scared someone is going to come along and take you from her. She's been hurt before, and she doesn't want to get hurt again. She doesn't want anybody but you, can't you see that? She'd do absolutely anything to be with you and to keep you. Sure she may text or call you alot, but it's because she wants to let you know she's thinking about you. She's going to get jealous because she doesn't want to lose you. Maybe at times she'll overreact but she can't help it, too many people that said they'd always be there, left. She'd give anything to be yours. Maybe she will annoy you at times or act childish, but don't get mad at her, she's being herself. She'd rather be with you than anyone else. She can't always put her feelings into words and that upsets her. She just wants you to be there for her and care for her. She's get angry and upset and maybe at times she'll cry. But, at the end of the day, you won't find anyone who wants to be yours more than her.
lets just describe me okay?/not myquote/nmf/ givingyoumyheart

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BehindMyMask
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Would you tell me I was wrong?
Would you help me understand?
Are you looking down upon me?
Are you proud of who I am?

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 9:02pm UTC

How do you find Will
Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prints!
nmj

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:31pm UTC

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If your life doesn't have both ups and downs,
your dead.

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NEM0
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 10:03pm UTC

suddenly it hits you.
that mood.
all you want is to be home.
all you want is a hug.
your throat closes up.
your mind shudders.
you want a big glass of water.
you want to sit down and curl up into a ball.
you want to just cry.
and the worst part?
you have no idea what made you feel this way.

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breanee
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 11:29pm UTC

The man who
created 'knock knock' jokes
deserves a 'no-bell' prize.
ba-dum-tss

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Lgirl
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 9:44pm UTC

I've Come To The Conclusion That
Dryer Lint Is The Creamated Remains Of All My Missing Socks.

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Kanerpop
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC

"Class Rules!"
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"

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shulesluvvah*
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 9:25pm UTC

F is for friends that don't talk to you.
U is for you're alone.
N is for never having any plans at all,
AlI you do is sit at home.
#foreveralone

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bubbleheart*
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 10:19pm UTC

Here I stand. empty hands.
Wishing my wrists were bleeding.To stop the pain of the beating.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 10:45am UTC

choking on a drink,
then drinking it again to unchoke
♡

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MissAnna
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 8:35pm UTC

"I'm lovesick," he texted me.
"Does that mean you're heartbroken, or in love?" I wrote back.
"I guess a little bit of both. I need to be with the girl I love," he said, referring to his last girlfriend. The message tore me in two.
"Well if you don't want to hang out anymore, that's fine. I know what it's like to be hurt over someone who doesn't want you anymore," I replied.
"Who?" he texted.
I took a deep breath, and I typed in the message box:
"You."

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