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  1. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair Color:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $15
    [] Bald - $5
    [] Other- $75
    Total: 100
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [x] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    [] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Total so far: 175
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: 250
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [x] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: 350
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [x] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: 500
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [x] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [] No - $600
    Total so far: 715
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: 1115
    Shoe Size:
    [] 13+ - $300
    [] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Total so far:1615
    Favorite Color:
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [x] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [] Gold - $50
    []tan - $16
    [] Other - $500
    Total: 1915
    you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total: $2,915 :(

  2. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 6:10pm UTC
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  3. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    and yes you get slapped
    if ya lookin
    hoe.
    -Nikki Minaj <3

  4. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Baby,
    you sent me the same song you sent her.
    I think we're done here.
    </3

  5. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    i loved,
    i lost,
    i cried,
    i screamed,
    i got ove r it.
    ... so

  6. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    i loved,
    i lost,
    i cried,
    i screamed,
    i got ove r it.
    ... so

  7. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    Aye,
    Cupid Bro,
    we gotta talk about that aim..

  8. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 12:50am UTC
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  9. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 12:13am UTC
    I just got high with my dad.
    ...
    WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?
    ...I dont know but i for one
    L O V E
    these new improvements.

  10. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    F*ck love.
    I want some
    chocolate.
    (♥)

  11. LULDERP LULDERP
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 1:32am UTC
    My Soulmate?
    yup, thats my bestfriend(; <3

:)

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