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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    i still really like reading real books.
    Not eBooks, or reading on ipads. Real books.

  2. Gracie_says_hi Gracie_says_hi
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:19am UTC
    That Victory Dance you do when
    you get ONE nofication!!

  3. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:29am UTC
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  4. youonlylifeonce97 youonlylifeonce97
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    Brain Teaser: What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
    Fave if you get it.(:

  5. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    I've noticed your scars
    because I have them, too.

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    That awkward text
    that makes you think
    'How the hell am I going,
    to reply to that.'

  7. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    STAYING IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY
    and only emerging for food.

  8. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Guys with long hair on t.v.:
    Hot.
    Guys with long hair in my school: Ew.

  9. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    it always takes me forever
    to kill a spider, because i feel like if i get too close, they're going to jump on me.. and kill me.
    - kingsley.

  10. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    it's december 31st 2011,
    the clock hits 12:00am.
    all of a sudden it's 2011 again,
    and you have the chance to
    redo everything.
    would you?

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    What's the difference between
    snowmen and snowladies?
    snowballs.
    NMF

  12. Icy_Cream Icy_Cream
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    that moment of panic
    when there is a fire and your just panicing to get all of your electronics

  13. eclispe eclispe
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 6:11pm UTC
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  14. mellyj123 mellyj123
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    I won't tell you to go to hell. I'll tell you to go to Oz.
    You're in desperate need for courage, a brain, and definitely a heart.

  15. sassyblue22 sassyblue22
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    single for christmas just means i saved money on presents.

  16. ShianneLove ShianneLove
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    Stages of a middle school relationship:
    1 [2-5 days] "The Awkward Stage" -the said couple has just started going out and finds itstrangely awkward to make any kind of contact towards one another at all.
    2 [2-3 weeks] "Super-Duper Flirty Stage" the couple will now engage in non-stop talking, texting, flirting, etc.. up until the point where it's almost un-bearable.
    3 [3-4 weeks] "Lovey-Dovey Stage" the couple will now give each other what they think are "cute" pet names, hold hands, hug etc.. anywhere and everywhere. *Note, this is usually the stage at which you're ready to slap one of them in the face with a shovel.
    4 [1-1 1/2 weeks] "PMS Stage" the couple will make an argument out of anything and everything possible.
    5 [1-2 weeks]"Normal Stage" The couple will now seem to be acting as some what normal towards one another,almost as they did before they were going out.
    6 [1 week]"Uh-oh.. Stage" the couple is slowly drifting apart and nobody knows why.
    7 [no specific time alloted] "Break-up" the couple (this tast usually preformed by the male) will now break up, and never talk to one another;hence ruining any type of friendship they had before.

  17. meganleeannecostain meganleeannecostain
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    this much I know is true..
    that god bless the broken road,
    that led me straight to you.

  18. sweetnsourxoxo24 sweetnsourxoxo24
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you run downstairs christmas morning and realize your jewish(:

  19. Cookthathenriate Cookthathenriate
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    Britain gets to Christmas Day,
    Before the USA does...
    hahahahaha.

  20. missindependent415 missindependent415
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    That
    awkward walk/run
    you do when your crossing the street and all the cars are waiting for you.

:)

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