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  1. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    I'M TEAM JACOB, WHY?
    because i know what it's like to love somebody who doesn't love you back.

  2. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:03am UTC
    Wanna know what it's like to be perfect?
    GO ASK ONE DIRECTION.

  3. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    - My Kind Of Relationship -
    I love being in the type of relationship where you are totally
    comfortable around eachother and there's no pressure to act
    in a certain way. There's no awkward moments. You can be
    weird and lazy when you're together, make fun of each other,
    tickle each other, and then just laugh it off like you're bestfriends
    because you are. A relationship where you call each other
    nicknames and there's lots of laughing involved in the time you
    spend together, but you can also be serious. You can just be
    yourself with the comfort of knowing that's what the other person
    loves the most.

  4. Mrs_Malfoy Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:49am UTC
    That awesome moment
    when you're telling a lie
    and your best friend notices
    and joins you

  5. xxprettygirlx xxprettygirlx
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:23am UTC
    On July 23, 2010 at 8:22pm 5 became 1.
    From the bottom of the stairs to the top of the music charts.
    From waking up to their family to waking up to screaming fans.
    From dreaming about their dreams to actually living them.
    They survived the hate and the tampon throwing.
    They are more than my idols, they are my heros.
    From being a normal person to now being a directioner.
    One Dream, One Band, One Direction♥
    Happy two year anniversary boys♥
    I Love You♥

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:16am UTC
    "Do you have hearing problems from all your screaming fans?"
    Louis: Say that again?
    "Do you have...Ohhh!"

    format credit to OneDirection

  7. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Me: I'm sorry but i can't be with you anymore.
    Witty: Why? What's changed?
    Me: You.
    mine.

  8. thegirllikesmusic thegirllikesmusic
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    You, sir, are very attractive and sweet.
    therefore
    I won't talk to you
    to save myself from getting hurt.

  9. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:12pm UTC
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  10. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Dad: why are your eyes red?
    Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
    Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends


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  13. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    one shot for my pain,
    o n e d r a g f o r m y s o r r o w .
    GET MESSED UP TODAY,
    I'LL BE OK TOMORROW.

  14. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    This listerally just happened
    me: *Listening to Dora in the background*
    dora: Blow harder.
    me: What are they teaching kids these days?

  15. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Happy birthday One Direction?
    NO
    Happy birthday Daniel Radcliffe!

  16. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    Babe, if you tell a lame joke,
    I promise it'll make me laugh.

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:48am UTC
    I don't care how
    crazy or random the things i do in my life are, or weather i get in trouble for doing them,
    all i care is that i wont look back when i'm older and think i could have done so much more.
    - Sam Pepper
    (OneDirection)

  18. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:21am UTC
    "Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies"-Willy Wonka

  19. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    me: why are those guys staring at me?
    me:is there something on my face?
    me:is there something on my shirt?
    me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
    me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
    friend:maybe they think you're cute.
    me:are you stupid or something?
    tumblr.

  20. kewlss35 kewlss35
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:28am UTC
    Drop everything now,
    Meet me in the pouring rain,
    kiss me on the sidewalk,
    take away the pain.
    'cause i see sparks fly
    whenever you smile :)

:)

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