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  1. lexiboo lexiboo
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    I guess im not alone..

  2. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 11:05am UTC
    My 3 year old cousin,
    walks into preschool everday
    & kisses all the little girls on the check.
    even the 2 little girls who are special needs
    Who else thinks this is adorible?

  3. lexiboo lexiboo
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    I'm far from a perfect person.
    I'm far from a perfect person.
    I'm far from a perfect person.
    I'm far from a perfect person.
    I'm only human.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Friend: Dad, does my hair look bad?
    Friends dad: No! Its Beautiful ! You should do it lke that all the time!
    Me: Dad, does my hair look bad?
    My Dad: Your hair always looks bad.

  6. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    In Westmeath, Ireland, born and raised
    in the kitchen is were I spent most of my days
    chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool,
    eatin some Nando's outside of school
    when a couple of lads, they were up to no good
    starting hasslin mofos in my neighbourhood
    I got in one little fight and my mum protested, she said:
    "You're moving off to London to join One Direction"

  7. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    IMAGINE THIS:
    YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
    What do you do?

  8. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    JDSKFDJSFKDSJFSKFS
    DSJFKDSFJDSKFJSDKF
    DJSFKSFJ SDFKJSJFSKF
    AH MACARENA

  9. maaddiissoonn maaddiissoonn
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Before my Shower:
    I don’t want to get in .
    During my Shower:
    I don’t want to get out.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    You will never see yourself
    the way the person who loves you sees you...

  11. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Me in 7th grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser.
    Me now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
    Woohoo for tumblr

  12. xoxoHannaxoxo xoxoHannaxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 11:14am UTC
    I M STARTING TO MISS BEING YOUR
    FRIEND.

  13. bitchquotes101 bitchquotes101
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    summer 2012
    expections: party, stay up late, hang out with cute boys, friends,
    have a boyfriend.
    reality: stay home,eat food, cuddle with my cat.

  14. MoreThanThis97 MoreThanThis97
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Seeing someone really gorgeous and instantly feeling insecure.

  15. casey12xox casey12xox
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    That Moment When ;
    your friendship gets ruined because of a guy. </3
    nmf.

  16. adg9198 adg9198
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    I'm so stupid.
    I thought you were different. I thought yyou wouldn't leave me this time. I thought we would actually work. I thought you would treat me right this time.
    I was so wrong. And so stupid for thinking that.

  17. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    No.
    You don't love Christina Perri if the only song you know is Jar of Hearts
    You don't love Owl City if the only song you know is Fireflies
    You don't love One Direction if the only song you know is What Makes you Beautiful
    You don't love Carly Rae Jepson if the only song you know is Call Me Maybe
    Knowing one song doesn't make you their biggest fan.

  18. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:31am UTC
    girl: you like rock music? Ew.
    girl: who are the beatles? They sound awful.
    girl: Harry Potter is so lame. Twilight is like a billion times better. And more realistic.
    girl: Tumblr? lol facebook is sooooo much better.
    girl: Did you see that picture of Micheal Jackson? He totes copied Jutin Beiber's jacket.
    girl: I love One Direction, my favourite's Lewis!
    girl: OMG that Neil guy is so ugly.
    girl: Drake and Josh is laaaaaaaaaaaame.
    me:
    girl:
    me:
    girl:
    me: Run.

  19. kelseyrc43134 kelseyrc43134
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    It makes me REALLY mad when people ask,
    "Why do you even like him?"
    I can't even express the negitivity emotions.

  20. m00stach3 m00stach3
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Your Single ?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Me Too.

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