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LONERFORLIFEEE

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December 6, 2012 1:41pm UTC

So there's only one channel in this motel.
This morning, while I was getting ready, I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some sort of clown was trying to wash his hands, but kept washing his feel or elbows. Elmo would go, "No, Mr. Noodle, your HANDS!" all the tv kids would laugh.
Finally about the fourth or fifth time he couldn't find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, "GOD DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE"
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LONERFORLIFEEE

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December 3, 2012 6:47pm UTC

single and too awkward to mingle

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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December 3, 2012 6:39pm UTC

at play practice today:
annoying 6th grade noob: OMG NIKKI. I'M TOTES GETTING THE MAIN ROLE!
my friend: i over rule you.
me: bow down to me, you peasant.

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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December 2, 2012 1:49pm UTC

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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December 2, 2012 11:19am UTC

only ed sheeran could make a song about drugs and prostitution sound like rainbows and unicorns.

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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December 2, 2012 10:47am UTC

you know you have no social life when:
all your friends are at a party as you sit at home by yourself in the dark stroking your cat
you ask "what are friends" as you sit at home by yourself in the dark stroking your cat

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 24, 2012 11:08pm UTC

yes, i cried today.
but that doesn't mean i won't smile tomorrow.

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 24, 2012 5:34pm UTC

me: i'm full
mom:
sister:
dad:
chinchilla:
dead rat:
martians:
josh hutcherson:
drew erwin:
austin mahone:
old women:
chips:
carl the llama:
charlie the unicorn:
louis tomlinson:
zayn malik:
justin bieber:
me: lol jk

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 23, 2012 3:05pm UTC

& yOu'RE mOvin' to cAliFORnia, and i cAn't brEATHe.
bUt, i'm so PROud of you, bECAUSe it's your dREAM.

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 21, 2012 9:36pm UTC

what if we could run away and leave it all behind?

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 21, 2012 9:29pm UTC

I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 15, 2012 9:50pm UTC

So I'm watching four weddings;
Bride 1: I like how the wedding's like in the woods
Bride 2: Yeah it's kinda like a forest
Bride 3: Yeah there's like a lot of trees
Losing hope for humanity one bride at a time....

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 12, 2012 6:02pm UTC

being happy is a lot easier said than done.

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 11, 2012 12:02pm UTC

plot twist: harry gets a buzz cut.

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 8, 2012 9:33pm UTC

What Would Jesus Do?
♥

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 6, 2012 10:50pm UTC

Status
Photo
Place
Life Event
i wanna wrap you up, i wanna kiss your lips, i wanna make you feel wanted ♥
♞Friends ▼
Post
(nmf)--- -not my format

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 3, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Me
Tonight let's get some & live while we're young;
Like • Comment • 3 minute ago
My Grandma
Yes! Let us "Get Some" as you little rascals would say nowadays!
27 seconds ago · Like

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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November 3, 2012 5:19pm UTC

you're all i've ever wanted.

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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October 28, 2012 4:46pm UTC

You know what?
Forget it. I'm sick of you getting all the guys, and complaining about being ugly. You're not freaking ugly, but you certainly have changed. stop bragging about how much a guy likes you; you've taken away my friends. all the guy friends i used to have are all suddenly drawn to you. && honestly, i freaking hate it. i'm done.
i needed to vent; sorry guys.

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LONERFORLIFEEE

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October 28, 2012 1:37pm UTC

so, there's this boy. he has the most beautiful blue eyes, and he's so tall, so when hug him i feel so safe. I love his brown hair. &i love how he puts my happiness first, instead of his.

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