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  1. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    My goal in life
    is to be married to a celebrity after bumping
    into them accidentally at a coffee shop.

  2. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Repeat after me:
    I am beautiful and I am worth it. I may not have
    the perfect body or the prettiest hair, but I am me!
    »»» I've done so many things so far, «««
    like making friends and working hard for the future.
    »»» I am me and there's no one else i'd rather be. «««

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    Click this quote.
    Start typing.
    have fun.

  4. Aimeekinz Aimeekinz
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Its not the easiest saying hi to a guy you like..
    So if I get 10 faves,
    maybe I will put on my big girl pants and do it?

  5. heyheyhaley4 heyheyhaley4
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Every single conversatoin at a family reunion since I was 9,
    Relative: Any boyfriends?
    Me: Have you seen my face?

  6. ImRightHere ImRightHere
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    When god made me**
    God: Hmm... ill add 3 table spoons of computer addicted and socially awkward.
    God:... and just a dash of sexy..
    God: Oops I seem to be out of sexy
    God:... more computer addicted and socially awkward it is..

  7. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Lol So True: #240
    Putting your iPod on shuffle, and then skipping all the way to the songs you know you want to hear.
    lolsotrue.com


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. sapphire123 sapphire123
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    You didn't get in trouble for lying.
    you got in trouble for lying badly.
    >Drake & Josh<


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    All girls really want
    Is a guy that will say, "Yes, that's my girlfriend, and I love her."

  12. cepstein10210 cepstein10210
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    I wish
    people looked like their personalities

  13. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you.
    Unless its an actual mountain, then f*ck that.

  14. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Friends will visit you in jail,
    but a Best Friend... *BLOWS UP THE WALL* "Get in the
    Van NOW!!!"

  15. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    PLEASE
    Don't ever think about about killing yourself.
    USA: 1-800-273-8255
    Australia: 13-11-14
    Canada: 1-800-668-6868
    UK: 08457-90-90-90
    Ireland: 1850-60-90-90
    you are loved. you are good enough. you are beautiful.

  16. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Sometimes
    you have to teach yourself
    how to get up from a hard fall
    because if you call for someone's help,
    they might just push you
    back down.
    nmf

  17. ladygagafan68 ladygagafan68
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    ♥ whenever my phone vibrates, part of me still hopes it's
    you.

  18. ladygagafan68 ladygagafan68
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    "You're too young to wear makeup"
    Oh I'm sorry. I never knew there was an age limit to makeup.

  19. Shelby_nicole16 Shelby_nicole16
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 5:42am UTC
    How other people flirt:
    "Why hello there cutie, If beauty were time, you'd be eternity."
    How i flirt:
    "Your face, i like that sh*t "

  20. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Admit it .
    You treat your pet , Like it is your child .

:)

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