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Member Since: 24 Apr 2011 09:25am

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Hey guys! So Im thinking of making a new account, mainly because of the amount of shit thats on this one:/ I get the feeling I need a new account where I can just start fresh. I wont have none of my old crappy quotes that mean shit. And especially now Im becoming a teenager I dont want all the crap! I hate the username too:| I mean Im not the kinda girl that my username makes me out to be, honest. So yeah, If I make a new account I'll post the link to it underneath!

Hey! My name is Jess. Just your average 12 year old ladette. Yes I say ladette and not girl, mainly because I think Im more of a dude than a chick. Not in a bad way though:P I still have some girlish traits upon me, just not many. And there are plenty of times where I think to myself "Man I Wish I Was A Lad Right Now". I am still a girl though. But I act like a guy? I have the agression of a guy too. If it's a problem, get off my age and outta my way:P Yeah, I got a mouth on me. And one day my mouth is gonna get me into some deep shit! And I can be violent too:/ But if Im violent towards you then you know that you havnt just crossed the line, you've carried on walking for several miles. So if you're looking for a fight with me, you've got a long walk ahead of you! I can turn from normal to bitch in under a second. I dont mean to be a bitch, but actually most of the time I am. I try and be laid back. I am a nice person really! But people piss me off alot, and it doesnt help if Im already in a bad mood:/ So yeah, Im like the King of Bitches. :D Im in year 8 at school, pretty boring to be honest. I choose my options this year, for my exams. I think Im gonna take Maths, English, Biology, Chemistry, History, PSHE and Art:) When Im 18 I wanna go to Medical School so I think its important I get my science's in there! Even though I hate Science-.- I hate alot of school subjects really, but at the same time there's quite a few I like:) Errr, I dont know what else to say? Oo! Im looking for a Witty Bestfriend. Someone that I can trust. Someone I can be my complete self around without any worries! I want a friend I can have a laugh with, someone who I can talk to til midnight. Someone who'll ut up with my comlaining! Basically, I want a real friend. I dont have many and its starting to show. Sooo yeahh. KBye.












































  1. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Naming Your Teddy After Your Crush
    Then Cuddling Him Super Tight. Telling Him All Your Deepest Secrets. Laughing With Him. Sleeping With Him Next To You At All Times. You Never Let Him Out Your Sight, And You Treat Him Like A Real Person. You Love Him Like No Other Person Ever Could. All Because You Can't Have The Original....

  2. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 7:00am UTC
    Wooo!:D
    I'm finally on good terms with his girlfriend:)

  3. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 5:34am UTC
    I Have Always Failed You
    So Throw Away My Memories.
    ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
    Line My Throat With Lipstick,
    And Leave My Blood For Flies.
    I'll Circle The Blues, Under A Sea Of Lies.
    Now Take My Body To The Shore And I'll Wait For The Tide.

  4. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:25pm UTC
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    October 26, 2011 5:13am UTC
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  6. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 7:32am UTC
    Anyone who uses Wattpad,
    And can make awesome, professional looking covers.
    I'm looking for somebody to make a cover for my new book, Suicide Silence.
    If you think you can, go to wattpad clubs, search for the "Book Cover" club, and go to the discussion "Desperately in need of a cover! PROFESSIONAL LOOKING PLEASE!"
    Thanks!

  7. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    you say not all guys are dicks,
    prove it?

  8. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
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    October 24, 2011 2:10pm UTC
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    October 22, 2011 4:32pm UTC
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  10. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Confession#6
    People look at me and look at how I cope, then say Im strong. But thats just the outside. No one knows or understands whats going on inside. Thousands of thoughts running through my head 24 hours a day. My heart beats 10 times faster to keep up with how scared I feel all the time. My hearts working over-time and my body's becoming weak. It's making me become ill and lifeless. I have no strength left in my body. I cant think straight. My head pounds constantly. I feel the need to be sick, yet nothing happens. My body's dying and there's nothing I can do about it.

  11. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    Confession#5
    I always act like a fool and listen to the voices in my head, rather than follow my heart. But it just feels like the voices are right. They come up with solutions to my problems, maybe only temporary solutions, but still. My heart just sits back and does nothing when I feel pain.

  12. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    Confession#4
    I self harm. Alot. My biggest scar is about 4-5cm big. And tonight, I think I'll create my greatest scar. All because of him. After all the kisses and hearts he placed in his messages, I suddenly feel like a stranger to him.
    -Getting over Sam.

  13. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    Confession#3
    I dont think many people would care if I died. Infact, I can probably think of some people that would cheer me on. Afterall, Im just a shadow in the background, so I doubt any of my friends would even notice.

  14. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    Confession#2
    I had only 6 years taken away from me, but lately it feels like my whole life.

  15. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    Confession#1
    I watch my back wherever I go. I just dont feel safe anymore, not even in my own home.

  16. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    Anybody know how to upload print screens to facebook?

  17. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    "Omg, you have loads, don't feel bad about the past, feel good about the future <3 If I had anymore advice I would give it you <33"
    And I though you genuinely cared about me...
    -Getting over Sam.

  18. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    Just as I was begginning to fall for him,
    He made me cut deeper.

  19. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    Confessions? 10 faves and I'll do all the confessions I can.♥ Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. LOLcheckMe LOLcheckMe
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    You Said You Had To Go
    so why are you still online?
    are you trying to kill me inside?

:)

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