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  1. ZachLennon7 ZachLennon7
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:48pm UTC
    My abs are pretty weak, no need to tell me(:

  2. ZachLennon7 ZachLennon7
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Does this rag
    smell like chloroform to you?
    (zzz)
    <3

  3. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
    fgfdg

  4. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    nothing brings two people
    together faster than the hatred of a third person.

  5. riah_loves_you riah_loves_you
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    What's minnie without micky ?
    What's tigger without pooh ?
    What's patrick without spongebob ?
    What's me without you ?
    nmf/nmq

  6. bananabot bananabot
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 1:39am UTC
    loveisjusta_history_
    help her!!! she says she is going to commit suicide tomorrow/today (it's the morning where i live) she can't do this to us. she is worth too much just like every other person on this website. do anything you can at all to help save this beautiful young girl from taking her life so early.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    You know at least one girl
    Who makes the same face/pose
    In every picture.
    © ThatsSoMeee

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:20am UTC
    That awkward moment when the only thing you
    know on a test is your name and date.

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:18am UTC
    I was good at math before
    they decided to mix the alphabet in it

  10. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    I wonder what I look like
    through his eyes.

  11. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:05am UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. justlikegravity_ justlikegravity_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:24am UTC
    When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.

  13. justlikegravity_ justlikegravity_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:39am UTC
    to ∞ and →
    *Fave if you get this* ♥

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:32am UTC
    I use my phone as a flashlight,
    and hit random buttons to keep it lit
    nmq.

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Torturing yourself with
    sad depressing songs
    when you're already sad

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:49am UTC
    That awkward moment when your
    family asks "Do you have a boyfriend?"

  17. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    alright, i get it.
    i have to show my abs to get people
    to like me.
    liam

  18. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Is it just me, or do a lot of people get cancer on here?
    liam

  19. computernerd567 computernerd567
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    That awkward little dance
    You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans :D

  20. jilllpickle_ jilllpickle_
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Dear Fo r k,
    I understand that we haven't spoken since I
    ran away with Dish, but I thought you should
    know that you have a son.His name is Spork
    and he has your hair.
    Sincerely,
    Spoon

:)

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