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KobytheGuyDirectioner

  1. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 8:13am UTC
    English: I love you.
    Germany: Ich liebe dich.
    French: Je t'aime.
    Spanish: Te amo.
    My own language: I tolerate you, because you don't irritate me.

  2. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 7:15am UTC
    Some people should use a
    glue stick instead of
    chapstick.

  3. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 7:41am UTC
    Thank you to Maddy for getting me addicted to fanfiction.
    And thank you to the author of Frozen Fractals, who took
    my heart and smashed it into little itty bitty pieces then threw
    those pieces out the window into a lake.

  4. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 6:44am UTC
    omfg what if you called a wrong number and a celebrity picked up
    me: hi is this walmart
    person: no its harry styles
    me: close enough

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    i think i missed that part in my childhood where i was supposed
    to have a cute boy as my best friend growing up
    and then we would end up falling in love, i want a do over.

  6. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 4:35am UTC
    this one time when I was seven I thought I could talk to trees (bc I had no friends), and I used to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl came up to me and said "are you talking to that tree, freak!" and i started crying and hugged onto the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girl's head, thanks kevin (:

  7. fabulous** fabulous**
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 5:34am UTC
    So today i spent 9 hours reading fan fictions.. i need a life.

  8. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 4:26am UTC
    They say 'be unique'
    They say 'be yourself'
    They say 'stand out'
    Don't blend in with the crowd.
    But when you Dare to be Different
    All they can say
    Is 'try to be normal'
    As they shake their heads in dismay.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 4:02am UTC
    She doesnt say "I love you" like a normal person.
    Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a
    little smile, and say, "You're an idiot." If she tells
    you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man.

  11. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 6:48pm UTC
    guys who live 1000 miles away: wow you're so beautiful, like literally perfect. all the nice girls live so far away! i wish i could meet you in person :(
    guys who live in my town: wait, that thing is supposed to be a girl?

  12. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:27am UTC
    I dont care what you say
    or who your favourite is; Louis Tomlinson is the glue
    that holds One Direction together. He is the unofficial
    leader - the one who rallies the boys for both focus
    and mischief making, who distracts them when their
    nervous, who cheers them up when their sad. He's the
    one who takes the reins at awards shows and organizes
    acoustic renditions of songs onstage and deals with
    management on behalf of the boys so they don't have to.
    He wrote 2/3 of their newest album - which sold
    546,000 copies in its first week - and he's carried
    harmonies on their songs from the very beginning.
    He's the link that holds One Direction together.
    Even if he isnt your favorite, he's your favorite's favorite,
    and if you can't see that, and if you don't understand
    that, then you don't understand the boys. #SupportLouis
    format credit to LouisTomlinsonFacts

  13. 伤* 伤*
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    June 22, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    a baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear
    unless it's 3am and you're home alone and you don't have a baby


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:00am UTC
    HOLY CHRIST ON A BICYCLE, WHERE DID EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE GO?
    PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T ALL GO AND GET SOCIAL LIVES
    I'M PUTTING THIS UNDER BREAKUP QUOTES
    YES YOU HEARD ME


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    When you fall, I'll be there for you.
    - Floor

  18. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    If you watch Home Alone backwards, its a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child, who then cleans them up.
    Then the child's family comes home and yells at him.

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    format by cloudlings credits please do not remove. please do not remove the credit (do not remove this section either)! thank you :-)
    I'm sorry if i changed but you changed as well

  20. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 7:25am UTC
    *watching a funny movie by myself*: -____-
    *watching the same funny movie with my friends*:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG DID YOU SEE THAT!?
    OMG WHAT IS AIR.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

:)

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