KobytheGuyDirectioner

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Member Since: 19 Aug 2012 04:34am

Last Seen: 14 Jan 2014 12:55am

Location: in the tree outside your house

Gender: M

user id: 325948

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Koby(:

:; .' >> too much swag 4 u

Da name's Koby.
DONT FEAR THE KOBSTER
THE KOBSTER IS AMAZING
I think

anyway if you're here to hate let me tell you I
actually dont give a f,cking damn so thanks for
calling me gay or like or something but
I actually have a life ok

I had somebody who used to call me k-boy
but I dont know what happened to her

celeste is a weirdoooo

the pimp is my fave :)

KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 9:24am UTC

actually me when I go to school:
me: why did I come here
me: ew dont touch me girl
me: i dont really want to see any more tanned thigh pls
me: i get you guys are 'in love' but i dont want to see that much tongue this early in the morning
me: omfg the principle is making rounds act cool
me: "HEY MR PRINCIPLE SIR :)"
principle: "hello koby." *continues walking*
me: y u reject me :(
me: oh well I'm still besties with the biology teacher
me: time for lunch
me: ew
me: is this edible
me: i think that is actually cow intestines
me: moving on
me: classtime already? ugh
me: snore snore snore
me: nobody wants to listen to you talk about dust particles
me: why do i have no friends
me: what is the point of school
me: how many people live on this planet and i wonder if louis prefers cats over dogs or
me: when will this day end

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 2:47am UTC

those girls who break up with her boyfriend and have this dramatic crying session and then the next day you see her with somebody else.
um. kay.

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 3:49am UTC

home alone:
me: lets see whats on tv
me: borringgg... *flicks through channels*
me: .........
me: okay Im going to actually go outside and meet up with some friends
me: wait what am I saying I have friends pfffftt
me: that was actually pretty smart and kinda funny
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: *sees cat going out of the cat flap* OMG CARAMEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE FOREVER ALONE LIKE ME REMEMBER WHY ARE YOU LEAVIN ME
me: oh who am I kidding the cat probably has a better social life than I do
me: I'm hungry
me: *opens cupboard* THERES NOTHING TO EEEAAAATTT
me: ooooh chocolate chip cookies
me: *slumps on couch and munches on cookies* teehee I feel like Niall
me: HEY
me: I HAVE AN IDEA
me: SINCE I HAVE NO FRIENDS
me: I'LL GO AND MAKE SOME
me: YEAH? YEAH? YEAH?
couch:
tv:
laptop:
fridge:
washing machine:
liam's flashing toothbrush:
nemo:
obama:
harry styles:
carly rae jepsen:
aliens:
unicorns:
rainbow llama cookies:
me: nevermind.

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:16am UTC

I have started a band called 'Free Beer' because people will see a sign that says:
Free Beer Tomorrow @ 8pm!
everyone will be there.
not mine, thought it was funny ^-^

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 5:07pm UTC

just stop for a moment, and think about all the ones who lost their lives on
9/11

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 10:07am UTC

to-do-list:
1. buy a turtle
2. name it 'the speed of light'
3. say truthfully, 'I can run faster than the speed of light'
facebook (:

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 8:19am UTC

(quote idea by Emily Styles, haha)
format by julietechoecho, colours changed by KobytheGuyDirectioner (:
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MENU
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LWWY
'Quiff Direction & the Curly haired One'
ft. Paul Higgins 'the rapper man'
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format by julietechoecho

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 9:05am UTC

Police: How high are you?
Me: No sir, its 'hi, how are you?'

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 10:14pm UTC

I Hate It When:
A waiter asks

"are you done with that?"
When I have an empty plate
Its like "oh nah, I want to eat my plate aswell..."
notmine (:

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 8:28pm UTC

When someone says One Direction,
people automatically turn around to see how I react.
anybody else? nmq (:

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 8:18am UTC

franana (❁´◡`❁)*✲ﾟ* @tomlincum 21h
@Real_Liam_Payne DO YOU LIKE PINEAPPLES?
Liam Payne @Real_Liam_Payne 21hr
@tomlincum i don't im not sure about there motives
(FORMAT MADE BY ONEDIRECTION, DON'T STEAL)

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 7:30am UTC

Happy 19th
Liam Payne
{Daddy DIrection}
Format by Yayrey

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:06am UTC

plot twist: we are getting back together.

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 12:05am UTC

Happy Birt hday
Celeste! Hope you have an awesome 16th.
Lets all go her a happy birthday c;
www.wittyprofiles.com/author/LouisTomlinsonFacts

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 11:11pm UTC

So its 4am in the morning, I can't get to sleep.
I decided to go on witty cause nobody was on facebook.
It's actually pretty fun :D
And its Celeste's birthday. Well.

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KobytheGuyDirectioner
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 6:10am UTC

My stepsister, Celeste: *gets asked out by two different guys, one being the most popular jock in school*
My sister, Kiarah: *gets into the cheerleading, swimming and tracks team*
Me: *sits in a corner and cries with my one direction disco invites*

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