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KobytheGuyDirectioner

Status: shaggy hair is shaggy

Member Since: 19 Aug 2012 04:34am

Last Seen: 14 Jan 2014 12:55am

Location: in the tree outside your house

Gender: M

user id: 325948

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Koby(:


:; .' >> too much swag 4 u


Da name's Koby.
DONT FEAR THE KOBSTER
THE KOBSTER IS AMAZING
I think

anyway if you're here to hate let me tell you I
actually dont give a f,cking damn so thanks for
calling me gay or like or something but
I actually have a life ok

I had somebody who used to call me k-boy
but I dont know what happened to her

celeste is a weirdoooo


the pimp is my fave :)
  1. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 9:24am UTC
    actually me when I go to school:
    me: why did I come here
    me: ew dont touch me girl
    me: i dont really want to see any more tanned thigh pls
    me: i get you guys are 'in love' but i dont want to see that much tongue this early in the morning
    me: omfg the principle is making rounds act cool
    me: "HEY MR PRINCIPLE SIR :)"
    principle: "hello koby." *continues walking*
    me: y u reject me :(
    me: oh well I'm still besties with the biology teacher
    me: time for lunch
    me: ew
    me: is this edible
    me: i think that is actually cow intestines
    me: moving on
    me: classtime already? ugh
    me: snore snore snore
    me: nobody wants to listen to you talk about dust particles
    me: why do i have no friends
    me: what is the point of school
    me: how many people live on this planet and i wonder if louis prefers cats over dogs or
    me: when will this day end

  2. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 2:47am UTC
    those girls who break up with her boyfriend and have this dramatic crying session and then the next day you see her with somebody else.
    um. kay.

  3. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 3:49am UTC
    home alone:
    me: lets see whats on tv
    me: borringgg... *flicks through channels*
    me: .........
    me: okay Im going to actually go outside and meet up with some friends
    me: wait what am I saying I have friends pfffftt
    me: that was actually pretty smart and kinda funny
    me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    me: *sees cat going out of the cat flap* OMG CARAMEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE FOREVER ALONE LIKE ME REMEMBER WHY ARE YOU LEAVIN ME
    me: oh who am I kidding the cat probably has a better social life than I do
    me: I'm hungry
    me: *opens cupboard* THERES NOTHING TO EEEAAAATTT
    me: ooooh chocolate chip cookies
    me: *slumps on couch and munches on cookies* teehee I feel like Niall
    me: HEY
    me: I HAVE AN IDEA
    me: SINCE I HAVE NO FRIENDS
    me: I'LL GO AND MAKE SOME
    me: YEAH? YEAH? YEAH?
    couch:
    tv:
    laptop:
    fridge:
    washing machine:
    liam's flashing toothbrush:
    nemo:
    obama:
    harry styles:
    carly rae jepsen:
    aliens:
    unicorns:
    rainbow llama cookies:
    me: nevermind.

  4. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 8:16am UTC
    I have started a band called 'Free Beer' because people will see a sign that says:
    Free Beer Tomorrow @ 8pm!
    everyone will be there.
    not mine, thought it was funny ^-^

  5. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    just stop for a moment, and think about all the ones who lost their lives on
    9/11

  6. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 10:07am UTC
    to-do-list:
    1. buy a turtle
    2. name it 'the speed of light'
    3. say truthfully, 'I can run faster than the speed of light'
    facebook (:

  7. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 8:19am UTC
    (quote idea by Emily Styles, haha)
    format by julietechoecho, colours changed by KobytheGuyDirectioner (:
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    MENU
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    LWWY
    'Quiff Direction & the Curly haired One'
    ft. Paul Higgins 'the rapper man'
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    format by julietechoecho

  8. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:05am UTC
    Police: How high are you?
    Me: No sir, its 'hi, how are you?'

  9. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    I Hate It When:
    A waiter asks
    
    "are you done with that?"
    When I have an empty plate
    Its like "oh nah, I want to eat my plate aswell..."
    notmine (:

  10. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    When someone says One Direction,
    people automatically turn around to see how I react.
    anybody else? nmq (:

  11. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 8:18am UTC
    franana (❁´◡`❁)*✲゚* @tomlincum 21h
    @Real_Liam_Payne DO YOU LIKE PINEAPPLES?
    Liam Payne @Real_Liam_Payne 21hr
    @tomlincum i don't im not sure about there motives
    (FORMAT MADE BY ONEDIRECTION, DON'T STEAL)

  12. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 7:30am UTC
    Happy 19th
    Liam Payne
    {Daddy DIrection}
    Format by Yayrey

  13. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:06am UTC
    plot twist: we are getting back together.

  14. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Happy Birt hday
    Celeste! Hope you have an awesome 16th.
    Lets all go her a happy birthday c;
    www.wittyprofiles.com/author/LouisTomlinsonFacts

  15. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    So its 4am in the morning, I can't get to sleep.
    I decided to go on witty cause nobody was on facebook.
    It's actually pretty fun :D
    And its Celeste's birthday. Well.

  16. KobytheGuyDirectioner KobytheGuyDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 6:10am UTC
    My stepsister, Celeste: *gets asked out by two different guys, one being the most popular jock in school*
    My sister, Kiarah: *gets into the cheerleading, swimming and tracks team*
    Me: *sits in a corner and cries with my one direction disco invites*

:)

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