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Picklypickles*
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April 10, 2013 12:47pm UTC

A ''conversation'' between me and my 'mum':
Mum:Why do I have to do the cooking and cleaning and look after all of you?
Me: Well, you ARE the mum.
Mum:(Gives me a look)
Me: Whaat? You are.
Me: Right?
Mum: (walks out of the room)
Me: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER??!
Me: :O
True story.

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Picklypickles*
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April 8, 2013 11:48am UTC

I need to get out and do something productive.

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Picklypickles*
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June 30, 2012 3:21pm UTC

I don't hate you, I never will. I just act like I do, because it's easier than admitting that I miss you.

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Picklypickles*
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June 27, 2012 1:29pm UTC

No matter how hard I try, I can never just look at you and pretend to feel nothing anymore.

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Picklypickles*
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June 27, 2012 1:12pm UTC

I think I'm going to take a hot shower. It's
like a normal shower, but with me in it...

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Picklypickles*
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June 27, 2012 1:05pm UTC

I saw a fat lady with a "M.O.B" tattoo on her arm. I asked "money over b*tches?"
She said "No, McDonalds over Burger King".

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Picklypickles*
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June 27, 2012 12:58pm UTC

You can fool most peopel with that fake smile, but there's alwayssomeone who knows when your are not okay. They know you tool well.

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Picklypickles*
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June 27, 2012 12:52pm UTC

I'm I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Picklypickles*
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June 27, 2012 12:49pm UTC

Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you, but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss you.

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Picklypickles*
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June 27, 2012 12:40pm UTC

Dear parents, I am fully aware that "money doesn't grow on trees". Sincerely, that is why I'm asking you for it.

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Picklypickles*
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May 31, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Remember when you were little & you used to point at the characters on the screen & yell, "I'm that one!"

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Picklypickles*
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May 31, 2012 1:11pm UTC

I love the feeling of making a big mess at a restaraunt, and then just walking away because I know they'll clean it ip.
nmf

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Picklypickles*
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May 31, 2012 1:04pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realise later you are staring directly at someone.

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Picklypickles*
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 1:04pm UTC

I want a gay best friend!!
People who can't accept gay people, can't accept themselvs!

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Picklypickles*
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 10:27am UTC

That awkward moment
When you make eye contact with someone like 10 times.

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Picklypickles*
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April 2, 2012 10:16am UTC

#10 REASONS WHY IM LAZY…
you know what? never mind. i can do this later.

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Picklypickles*
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April 2, 2012 9:52am UTC

They tell you to be yourself,
and then they judge you

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Picklypickles*
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February 26, 2012 8:01am UTC

Series that everyone loves:
1. Harry Potter
2. Twilight
3. Hunger Games
Comment on your opinion

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Picklypickles*
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:55am UTC

How am I supposed to forget?
All our good moments :D

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Picklypickles*
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:52am UTC

Shut up.
You know my name,
not my story.

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