KiwiNinja17

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KiwiNinja17

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Member Since: 3 Jul 2011 09:45pm

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Am I the only girl who is not a fan of...
-One Direction
-Twilight
-Justin Beiber
-Pretty Little Liars
-Romance Movies
and
-The Hunger Games Movie
But instead is a fan of...
-Coldplay
-Harry Potter
-Panic! At the Disco
-Adventure Time
-Zombie Movies
and
-The Hunger Games Books
?

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC

i hate humans.

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Could someone help me out?
This is gonna sound stupid, but I just got a tumblr, but I have no idea how to use it...
Can someone please help me...?
I'd love you forever...
Not that I don't already love you:)
Thanks!
<3

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 7:49pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When...
You think a guy actually likes you...
♥

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Seeing 12 year olds with boyfriends...
& the only thing you can think of is...
why can't I get one of those?♥

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Trying so hard to impress,
someone whom you've never met,
praying that someone notices you,
hoping for someone new,
to love you.

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 8:29pm UTC

If only dreams were reality.

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 8:16pm UTC

The awkward moment when...
You suddenly realize...
you don't like "him" anymore...
</3

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Everyday I walk into school all peppy acting like evrything is fine. When in reality, no one knows at all how my life is out of school. And it pains me to say that no even my closest "friends" don't know the real me or my real family life.

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 4:02pm UTC

I just realized... I have no friends...

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 1:07pm UTC

i heart gay guys....
they always know what to say
highlight

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Friend: ....
Me: ?
Friend: I gotta tell you something...
Me: :O...?
Friend: I...
Me: SPIT IT OUT WOMAN!!
Friend: I lost your unicorn...
Me: YOU WHAT?!?!
Friend: I am so sorry! He saw something shiney & ran away! :'(
Me:...
Friend: Dez?
Me: We might need to reconsider our friendship...
nmf
This really happened.... :)
I was devestated...

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Seeing a rather attractive guy on witty
& because you don't want to look like a desperate pshyco
You never say hello...
Chicken! :O
n.m.f.

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Dear fake girls who post status' like,
"I hate people who say they hate fake people when they are just that way... "
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Sincerely, Real people...

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 6:27pm UTC

Dear SOPA and PIPA people,
What do YOU do on the internet?
Sincerely,
What are we gonna do on it if it passes?

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 2:59pm UTC

Oh us Witty Girls,
when ever a guy joins,
We get so excited,
and we attack them with
"Heyy" 's
&
"Hey, you're cute" 's
&
"Welcome to witty" 's,
We aren't boy crazy,
we're just the welcoming kind of people.

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 2:19pm UTC

I am so happy I'm a girl
& I like boys...
Because I feel sorry for guys....
Girls are way more confusing then guys are.
Praise the Lord!
n.m.f.

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Seeing someone rather attractive
& being like
Why hello there...
n.m.f.

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Exams...
Pro:
Half Days!!!
Con:
It's an exam :(...

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KiwiNinja17
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 1:29pm UTC

I'm Sorry...
I want to be what you deserve
I wish I was the gorgeous
perfect girl you deserve
I want to be that girl.
But, I'm not... But I want to...
Isn't that enough?♥
n m f

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