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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 12:45am UTC
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  2. fatallyattractive15023 fatallyattractive15023
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:20am UTC
    I've been gone from witty for sometime now and it's because I'm tired of it.
    All of the drama and fake people and stuff like that.
    This was meant to be a place to share cool ORIGINAL quotes and stuff but it's not anymore.
    I got a tumblr a little while ago so now I can say for myself (because before my friends were telling me) that hald the quotes on witty are really copied from tumblr.
    If you like them so much just press the 'reblog' and 'like' buttons and move on, and not plagiarize other people's jokes and quotes.
    And don't even give me all this stuff about 'they probably copied it from us' because they didn't, they posted it WAY before you posted it on here.
    I'm really done with Witty, it used to be cool and I loved it but now, nope. Some (not all) of the people on here are rude and mean and hateful and some just take other people's works.
    Thanks,
    Fatallyattractive15023

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    If you're ever late for class or school, here are some excuses.
    1) I was just really, really early for tomorrow
    2) We can't all be Usain Bolt
    3) In this day and age, we shouldn't use labels like "late"
    4) I had PE first period. Do you really blame me?
    5) My brother thought that it'd be hilarious to drop me off outside the prison gates
    6) You can't tell me how to live my life
    7) #YOLO
    8) My legs fell off and I had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
    9) There was a freak yachting accident
    10) Do you even read these?
    11) "It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop."
    12) I spent my entire night writing Tom Daley fanfiction
    13) My father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago. Do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight?
    14) Sarah Palin and I got in a twitter war and I couldn't let her win
    15) Traffic jammy jammy jam
    16) How can we go to school when Tom Daley
    17) My sim was having an emotional breakdown and I needed to be there for her
    18) I was sticking it to the man
    19) I spent my entire night worrying if I would ever get a boyfriend
    20) My meth lab caught on fire
    21) My bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
    22) I was sad
    23) It was a nice day, so I walked leisurely
    24) 2 kool 4 skool
    25) I had to stop, collaborate, and listen
    26) I tried
    27) A haiku about my lateness:
    late late late late late
    late late late late late late late
    late late late late late
    28) I was fashionably late
    29) I was caught in a flash mob
    30) I didn't choose the late life, the late life chose me

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:47am UTC
    plot twist: flow from progressive is in a relationship with jake from state farm.
    extra plot twist: their child is mayhem from allstate.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    have another drink,
    and drive yourself home.
    i hope there's ice on the roads,
    and i hope you think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
    and again when your head goes through the windshield.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 2:54am UTC
    me: pops out of the womb 10 minutes late with starbucks

  7. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    *its christmas*
    reana: hey, bibi, it's christmas, wanna be my ho ho ho?
    bibi: he.hehe.he.
    reana: *smiles sectually*
    the rest of us: lol

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    the devil is real
    and he's not some little red man
    with horns and a tail.
    he can be beautiful,
    because he's a fallen angel
    + he used to be god's favourite


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:47pm UTC
    maybe you broke my heart,
    or maybe i threw it away
    maybe i cried into my pillow
    cried because you wouldn't stay
    maybe i wasn't enough for you
    all you did was ask for more
    maybe you knew i'd end up like this,
    sobbing on the bathroom floor.
    maybe you didn't mean to hurt me,
    but i think you knew all along,
    maybe the one thing you don't know,
    is that everyone knows you were wrong.
    maybe i should have left you
    maybe that would have been smart
    because then i wouldn't be left with
    a bittersweet skeleton heart.

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 1:07am UTC
    me when i'm not around him: lol i'm so over him, why did i even like him anyway?
    me when i'm around him: sweet baby jesus in heaven can i lick your neck?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    For English homework, I have to write a fable (a story with a message.) Could you guys read it and then comment what you think the moral of the story is?
    Two camels were crossing the desert, each with a heavy load on their back. After a few miles of this, one of the camels decided that surely the load on his back was much heavier than the one the other camel carried, and it was only fair to even it out. "Could you carry these for me?" he asked, passing the second camel a bag. The second camel agreed, and placed it on his back. After a few minutes, the first camel still felt that he was carrying too much weight. "Could you carry these for me, too?" he asked, and once again, the second camel agreed. This continued for many more miles, with the first camel finding the journey easier and easier, while the second camel sunk into the sand more and more with every step he took. Eventually, the first camel glanced at his own back, and saw that he had given away all of his load to the other camel, but when he offered to take some of it back, there was no reply. He looked for his companion, only to find that the second camel had been so weighed down that he had sunken completely into the sand, leaving all the bags for the first camel to carry along.
    thoughts?

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    i have better taste than most people.
    i just don't have the money to prove it.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    i could never cheat in a relationship.
    that would require TWO guys finding me attractive. i can barley find one.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    we have enough gun control.
    what we need is idiot control.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    don't send me a (; face and then
    wonder why i showed up at your house naked.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    my music taste goes from
    ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    i was totally born in th wrong age...
    everybody today loves justin bieber, shopping at the mall and texting. me? i love living in a cave, scavenging for food, having to fend off dinosaurs left and right and having no recognizable language or major form of communication. you say nicki minaj, i say bang two rocks together. you say one direction? i scream unintelligible throaty noises. (am i the oooonly one?!)

  20. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Did you know.
    The University of Victoria offers a course in the science of Batman.

:)

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