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Kittyatethehuman
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March 6, 2013 9:00am UTC

Oh, here's a fun school story.
I was in science, talking to these 2 guys.
For some reason we got talking about gays.
They were both raised to hate them,
the same would have happened for me,
but instead now I am bi.
One said gays should be brought to the football and killed.
The other said no, put them on an island and nuke them.
Don't worry dear friends, you'll get what you want, with me at least.
Dont be surpries when you get a note.

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Kittyatethehuman
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March 6, 2013 8:49am UTC

It's a snowday.
In march.
March.
Where is my spiring.
You f ailed me.
I want to see my friends.
Why do you hate me?!?
The only thing worse is if I...
Oh wait, mother nature gave me that today to.
F/ck you march.

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Kittyatethehuman
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March 1, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Scars can be so hard to hide,
when around the flawless

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 26, 2013 10:06am UTC

BravoSierra's format
sitting in health
listening to the teachers crappy country music

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 24, 2013 6:07pm UTC

*in youth, talking about teen pregnancy*
Me: Some girl that I don't know told me about how she's bringing extra utlra sounds to school...we were in the bathroom.
Youth pastor: ummm lets pray for katie's friend.
Me: She isn't my friend, I have never seen her before.
Pastor: Lets pray for katie's stranger then.....
Sister: OH! My friend is pregnant again!
Pastor: How old is she?
Sister: ummm 15? but she was preggo in the 8th grade to.
Girl thats the only other one in the same county thats really annoying: Should we just pray for Clark co.?
Pastor:....Yeah, we should.
Bravo mom, you picked a great place to move.

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 24, 2013 2:33pm UTC

A majority of my class hates twinkies
My teacher is one of them, so she brought a twinkie in for my class.
Thank you, because homework so isn't enough.

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 22, 2013 8:18pm UTC

people act so offended
when I say I dont like bacon.

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 21, 2013 11:36pm UTC

This is my 100th quote!!!
I want to make it special. I know, 100 isn't really that much but to me, its a perfect time for this.
Kendie, I want to thank you for this.
We haven't talked in a long time, and you probably wont see this but I love you.
You showed me this site, you were a great friend and I hope all goes well for you.
I'm having lots a problems, if you look at my recent quotes you would see that, but I will be fine.
I might not feel it, but either way I will be great in the ending.
If I die, well I don't have to be on this earth anymore.
If I get better, I'll be the best I can be.
We all know I wont die because this though.
So, you were who I wanted my 100th quote to go to.
I hope to talk again later, bye.

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 21, 2013 11:27pm UTC

Madison: YOU AND LATHAN SHOULD DATE!!!!!
Lathan: That'd be awkward.
Sister: Yeah, it would.
Lathan: I would have to bend way to far down to kiss her.
Me:......
Not my fault he's a foot taller than me.(he's 6'2 and i'm 5'2)

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 21, 2013 11:23pm UTC

I just ate and now my throat and stomach are both feeling really wierd.
I hardly eat, but I know this isn't normal. It has been happening alot though.
I want to know whats wrong with me.
It's like everyday brings a new problem.
I don't want to tell my friends, they worry alot.
Please, someone tell me why life hates me.
People say life gives you what you can handle,
but this shít is way too much.

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 21, 2013 10:04pm UTC

I'm getting sick.
Way sick.
I have lung problems.
I can hardly eat.
I am getting weak.
If I die,
Party.

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 21, 2013 12:48am UTC

Josh(friends bf): So tell me again why you guys smell?
Me: Weeeeelllll, we burned lint and the dryer sheets, then we tried to cover the smell with perufme, french vanilla glade and then when that ran out we used lavander glade stuff.
Josh: Why did you burn the lint and dryer sheets?
Sammi: We were bored, and we had a lighter and we had lint and dryer sheets in the laundry room.
Me: Yeah and we figured the dryer sheets would smell good, I mean they make clothing smell good.
Sammi: Yeah!
Me: But sadly they didn't smell good while on fire.......
Josh: *copies me and says I made his night*

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 20, 2013 12:09am UTC

Josh(sisters bf):I wish you were my little sisiter.
Me:....why?
Josh: Because you're so monotone about everything, it'd be easy to have a emo sibling.
Me: You know, I'll be one hell of a sister in law.
Josh: Yeah, I know, my kids will love you.
Me: No, you don't understand, I'll murder you in your sleep for this.
Josh: thats why they'll love you.

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 11, 2013 11:07pm UTC

I'm such a klutz
Like, I seriously I think I fell out of my mothers womb at birth

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 9, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Go to omegle and put in wittyprofiles as your common interest :D
Best way to make witty best friend c:

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 6, 2013 11:39pm UTC

I know some people are going to wonder what happened.
They are going to tell me he was just making a mistake.
This mistake is making me go to the doctor.
For two things,
My back can be severly injured
and anxiety.
Sure, there are other reasons for anxiety,
but in the two weeks i've been with him, its gotten worse.

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 6, 2013 3:13pm UTC

i'm single

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Kittyatethehuman
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 10:34pm UTC

I think i'm loosing my boyfriend.
Dont worry.
My back feels fine.
The frozen peas sort of helped.
I know he feels bad....
I just dont care
He has one more chance....then 3 strikes you're out bro.
I know you care for me......
but if you did, you'd understand how much physical and emotional pain
you put me through.

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 2, 2013 3:31pm UTC

This is my 90th quote.
10 more and I will be at my goal for quotes. I also have 56 awesome followers.
I'm not just saying that because they follow me, even though that is great too.
I just want to say thank you, for everyone who ever made a quote that made me feel good, or who favorited, followed or commented on my quotes, or my profile. I love you all <3

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Kittyatethehuman
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February 2, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Confession #6
I have two confession #3's.
I feel smart....not.

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