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1. Kittyatethehuman
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   June 26, 2013 11:45pm UTC
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2. Kittyatethehuman
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   June 26, 2013 7:32pm UTC
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3. Kittyatethehuman
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   June 26, 2013 7:12pm UTC
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4. Kittyatethehuman
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   June 25, 2013 10:55pm UTC
   Liking your own comments,
   and still having negative comment points
   
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5. Kittyatethehuman
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   June 15, 2013 6:22pm UTC
   People at my church: Getting a tattoo is a sin.
   Me: *starts walking aout*
   Them: Where are you going???
   Me: I'm holding off on this. I'll get a tattoo, get into church again and then "regret it".
   Them: ?????
   No, this didn't go exactly as I said. Buuut the next time say "Kyle" brings it up against me and "Jacob" i'm going to do this >.< I swear it. I will do it.
   
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6. Kittyatethehuman
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   May 15, 2013 8:04pm UTC
   Living in the bluegrass, I learned to like the music,
   espicially that one guy that broke the rules.
   He added drums, I believe we call him 'country' now.
   
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7. Kittyatethehuman
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   May 9, 2013 11:47pm UTC
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8. Kittyatethehuman
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   May 9, 2013 7:23pm UTC
   Friend: *bites thumb at me*
   Me: You bite your thumb at me, sir?
   Friend: I do bite my thumb sir.
   Me: At me sir?
   Friend: No, not at you sir.
   
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9. Kittyatethehuman
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   April 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC
   Randomly texting your friend in spanish.....
   Cuando no saben español ......
   
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10. Kittyatethehuman
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    April 6, 2013 1:14am UTC
    So I just found out something horrible.
    I have a 18% F in my science class,
    because I skip, A LOT.
    I hate being near the other students.
    And even when I'm in there,
    I can't learn.
    I can't stand how he just uses power points.
    Do something interactive, it works better, I promise.
    Time for makeup work......
    
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11. Kittyatethehuman
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    April 3, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Can people please stop posting about how they see gays???
    This is another reason why I want to leave.
    I'm bi and not too terribly proud,
    Yeah, I sorta I was straight.
    Screw that though.
    Let people love others, don't be like my dad.
    If they don't try to bother you, don't bother them.
    
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12. Kittyatethehuman
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    April 2, 2013 1:08am UTC
    I'm done with witty.
    No, not because I miss the "old witty".
    I wasn't even here for that.
    I look at all these other wittians, they're way better than me.
    This is a site for anti-socials, right?
    I don't even feel good enough for it.
    There are all these perfect people,
    they make perfect quotes,
    perfect formats,
    perfect profiles.
    While I can't even think of anything.
    I don't have those moments where I think of that perfect quote.
    I feel good if I get someone to fav it.
    Just one person.
    But I'll stop wasting your time now.
    Good-bye.
    
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13. Kittyatethehuman
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    March 31, 2013 1:37am UTC
    *I don't remember this at all but for some reason my sister tells this with pride*
    Sister: Katie!!! We missed the bus!! It's 12:57 AM!!!!
    Me: Check your phone again.
    Sister: *Checks* Yeah, its 12:58 now.....
    Me: Go check mom and dads room, come back and apologize....
    Sister: *leaves*
    Sister: *walks in* Sorry...goodnight
    She's graduating highschool soon, and wow, I have more sass than I thought. Why don't I remember how to talk like this in school???
    
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14. Kittyatethehuman
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    March 25, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    We both like each other...
    We aren't afraid to admit it....
    We both want to date....
    Neither of us wants to be the one to ask....
    It seems so darn simple....
    I guess it wouldn't be part of life if it was....
    
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15. Kittyatethehuman
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    March 17, 2013 9:10am UTC
    Friends dad: Hi, are you Katie?
    Me: yeah.
    Friends dad: I'm madisons dad.
    Me: *awkwardly* I can infer that
    Friends dad: What does infer mean?
    Me: I have no idea
    *I'm sure me and him both know what it means to infer, he's just nice enough to hide my social failure*
    I shall be a turtle for the rest of my life if I do something similar to all guys no matter the age .-.
    
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16. Kittyatethehuman
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    March 17, 2013 8:55am UTC
    I hate
    How people go "when a girl is...." or "when a boy is...."
    Its like, if i'm quiet maybe I just want to be quiet,
    if a boy cries well then bravo to him girls will love the emotion showing
    Stop overdoing our actions.
    
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17. Kittyatethehuman
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    March 9, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Whats so good about
    picking up the pieces?
    
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18. Kittyatethehuman
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    March 6, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    *Looking for a FB cover of a band I like*
    Me: No not this one....
    Me: Ew this is horrible.
    Me: They look retarded in this one.
    Me: Yeah, that last one'll do.
    
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19. Kittyatethehuman
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    March 6, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    I just made a new facebook.
    Yay for wasting time.....
    
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20. Kittyatethehuman
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    March 6, 2013 9:14am UTC
    Sammi: Katie! Don't cry!!
    Me *still cries like no other*
    Sammi: Seriously, don't cry, your face turns really red. Like worse than blushing red.
    Me: *laughs like no other while still crying looking like an emotion confused kid*
    
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