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Kissmeimlucky

Status: Those who mind don't matter, those who matter don't mind.

Member Since: 13 Mar 2012 02:37pm

Last Seen: 27 Apr 2013 06:20pm

Location: Dreaming of Paris

Gender: F

user id: 283441

81 Quotes
300 Favorites
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Hey, everybody! My name is Alise! On Witty you must find a lot of cool looking 'About me' stuff. Not this one! I don't have much creativity when it comes to designing my profile :( But that's alright! If I can make good quotes, than I'm good. Haha, I dunno if I can do that well either :/ I really like pie. Just wanted to let you know that now. I immensly enjoy making others feel idiotic. Bad flaw I guess, haha. I don't have much of a life, like a lot of people on Witty.
I am a hardcore gamer, or so I'm told. I just enjoy playing Skyrim and the Sims. Haha, I haven't found any games that match up to Skyrim's funness level or even it's graphics. I enjoy photography, but I regret to say I don't get to take many pictures. Lame, right? Well, it's mainly because I lack an essential part of photography. A Camera. Yeah, I could go for a shitty camera with bad quality in its pictures, but I prefer not too.
I really like followers! If that gives you any hints....

 

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  1. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    And I told you
    to be patient
    And I told you
    to be fine
    And I told you
    to be balanced
    And I told you
    to be kind

  2. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    I'm following 69 people.
    Hehe.

  3. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    Why do you always SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME?

  4. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. - Bertrand Russell

  5. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    I remember how you
    Kissed me. When you
    hugged
    me and the world just
    seemed to melt away into
    the
    background. Yet, now the
    only thing that melted
    away was YOU & ME

  6. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 11:40pm UTC
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    They don't fool anyone....
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  7. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Single female, age 31
    My boss, Kenneth J., seduced me and made me pregnant. He refuses to help me. I had not had intercourse in two years. He says that I will have to suffer through it by myself.
    Several people know about this -- my doctor, Dr. James R., and Pete M., who works at Willams. Pete and I never had a love affair, although Kenneth would like to drag Pete into it. Also, Dr. Arnold W. knows about it.
    I have always been such a good girl.
    Daddy dear --
    As much as it hurts me, I cannot make it this Friday. I may be in very serious trouble. I have always been a very good person, but it looks like I really got in a mess, through no real fault of my own.
    I must have been born to suffer.
    Love - Elizabeth
    P.S. Call me if you can. When will Sally be back? I may need her desperately.

  8. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    All of the favorites are not showing up.
    Therefore Witty is broken.

  9. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    I knew this man that was so amazing. He worked for a church and helped a lot of people out. If you were homeless, he would let you stay with him. Whenever you would do something wrong he would set his hand on your back and say "Just ask for forgivness.". He had two beautiful daughters and one son. They all were smart and beautiful, inside and out. His wife was a lawyer for those who couldn't afford them. She opened her own place and made a lot of money from people donating to her. She and her husband both agreed to keep just enough money to buy the things that the family needed and give the rest to charity and others. Everyone in the small community I used to go to a lot, knew him and his amazing family.
    One day he and his family were going over to help with a mission trip to build new homes. It had been raining the night before and the water had risen pretty high. They went over a bridge and the bridge fell through and the car they were in fell into the river below it. The amazing family all died in the car. When they did the autopsy on the family, they found that the mother was 5 weeks along with another child.
    This man was a man of god and yet he died... We have criminals and murderers out in the world who kill others and yet they live. How is this fair?

  10. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    What a kiss really means...
    Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ...
    Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
    Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
    Kiss on the Hand = I adore You
    Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    Slap on the Butt = That's mine ;)<3
    Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
    Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --ADVICE!--
    -Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    -If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love
    --REQURIEMENTS--
    Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you

  11. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    Me- *Sees eletronic billboard say 'Welcome back class of 72, 77, and 87!'* Hey, mom, whats it called when a bunch of old people get together?
    Mom- ...A reunion?
    Me- Oh yeah! Thats it!

  12. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    When I don't see the little red box when I refresh my feed I die a little inside :(
    I die inside a little

  13. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    *Back when "Your mom" was a "Cool" comeback*
    Me: What are you doing tonight?
    Random 6th grader: Your mom!
    Me: Can I have a sip of your drink?
    Another random 6th grader: Your mom!
    Me: Hey Lauren!
    Another one: Your mo- *Gets punched*
    Me: *Stares down at unconscious 6th grader* Sorry kid. *Walks off*

  14. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Girl: Hey.... I love you.
    Popular Guy: Bahahahahahahaha!
    Girl:
    Guy:
    Girl:
    Guy: Wait... You were serious?

  15. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Out of curiosity I clicked the follow button on my own page. Five minutes later it told me Kissmeimlucky started following you.
    Woooow. Wonder what kinda self centered people would do that....

  16. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Can I tell the truth for a moment? Please, I just need to get this out.
    People sicken me. I hate when they cry; it shows weakness. I hate when I cry too.
    I may look happy all the time, but I'm not. No, really, I just don't want to see you upset, so I always try to make everyone happy.
    Even if I don't like you, that doesn't mean I'll show it. I'll hide it and only tell a select few people. I'll still joke and play around with you because I hate seeing people upset. Even my least favorite person deserves to be happy, right?
    When my mother cries, I get really annoyed. I don't know why, I just do. I'm not cold or unsympathetic, its just I don't like how she cries.
    I put up this wall of mean, but I'm really not. Really, I try to be as accepting of others as others are to me. I may insult you, but I only do it jokingly. I don't mean it.
    I don't know how to flirt, nor do I reconize when someone is flirting with me. If you ever think I'm flirting with someone you know or you, please note, I don't know how to, so I can't really tell if I'm coming off as flirtatious.
    I think everyone is beautiful. Really, really beautiful. There are some that are not pretty in my eyes, but hardly anyone. Maybe thats me just being neive, but I think everyone has something beautiful about them. Inside and out. (Wow, cheesy, eh?)
    Yeah, I can be mean, but I regret it later on. Usually the same day I say something rude, I want to take it back because I reconize it was imature. However, I may not do it to your face because I have a lot of pride and its hard.
    Don't mistake my silence as anger or sadness, I am merely thinking of something. I sometimes drift off into lala land. Please don't think I'm ignoring you.
    I'm a lot more serious than I must come off in conversations, I've discovered. When I act like my real self, people think its odd and that I'm just acting weird or a certain way.
    When in school, I shift my personality for some reason. At home I'm silent and thoughtful. At school... Hyper and very out-of-control. Multiple times over have I tried to act differently, yet, somehow, it just shifts. Mulitple personalitys?
    I thought of suicide a lot when I was Atheist. But thanks to one of my dear friends forcing me to go to church with her, I found god. I still struggle, but one day, it'll make a really great story to tell the kids :)

  17. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    I'm afraid of 9 out of 72 common fears.
    (x) the dark
    () staying single forever
    (x) being a parent
    () giving birth
    (x) being myself in front of others
    () open spaces
    () closed spaces
    () heights
    () dogs
    () birds
    () fish
    () spiders
    () flowers/plants
    () being touched
    () fire
    () silk
    () the ocean
    () failure
    () success
    () thunder/lightning
    () frogs
    () bf/gf's mom
    () bf/gf's dad
    () rats
    () wind
    () jumping from high places
    () snow
    () rain
    () crossing hanging bridges
    () deep water
    (x) heaven
    (x) death
    () being robbed
    () falling
    () clowns
    () dolls
    () large crowds
    (x) men
    () women
    () having great responsibilities
    () doctors/dentists
    () tornadoes
    () hurricanes
    () incurable diseases
    () sharks
    () Friday the 13th
    () ghosts
    () poverty
    () Halloween
    () school
    () odd numbers
    () even numbers
    () being alone
    () becoming blind
    () becoming deaf
    (x) growing up
    (x) creepy noises at night
    () bee stings
    () not accomplishing goals
    () needles
    () blood
    () dinosaurs
    () the welcome mat
    () high speed
    () throwing up
    () falling in love
    () super secrets
    Repost this, and at the top write "I am afraid of __ out of 72 common fears."
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
    If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
    If you get more than 10, you're normal.
    If you get less than 10, you're fearless.

  18. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:07am UTC
    You remember learning about the America's history in History class? I remember reading about when the Presidents and Candidates were actually good.
    Look where America is now. Like some trillion dollars in debt.

  19. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:04am UTC
    I'm so obvious about the fact I like you and everyones knows I do. Everyone but you.

  20. Kissmeimlucky Kissmeimlucky
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:02am UTC
    You call yourself Fat Amy?
    Yeah, so twig B!tches like you can't do it behind my back. ♥

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