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bye*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:14pm UTC

when something bad happens,
you have 3 choices.
1. let it define you
2. let it destroy you
3. let it strengthen you

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:10pm UTC

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Erica_213
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Summer.
shorts
bikinis
tan lines
sun screen
warm
sand
ray bands
tanks
green grass
butterflies
warm nights
pool parties.
Hurry up.

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bye*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:02pm UTC

im just sad because i really liked you;
more than anyone in a long time.
tonight i got slapped in the face
with the realization that i'll never
be able to call you mine again,
and that isn't a very big deal to you.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Before you ask someone out
You have to make a commitment with them
otherwise its not worth it.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 2:19pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
The food channel
is like pórn for your stomach.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I got called lazy yesterday.
I almost replied.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 9:00am UTC

Everyone's mature until they
get on those 'spinny chairs'.
format credit-rajsonkar

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:15pm UTC

does anyone
ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC

justin timberlake
is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
neither can live while the other survives.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Sometimes, when I drop something, I'll just stand there
and groan until someone picks it up for me.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Have you ever realized
when you look at someone that you have known for a long time
they just seem different to you
what the look like
how they talk
Its all different,
than what someone else who just met them would see.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 12:59pm UTC

that awkward moment when you say 'hi' to a kid and they just stare at you format credit-rajsonkar

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:48pm UTC

why why why
why why
why
why why
why
why
why
school tomorrow.
why why why
why why
why
why why
why
why
why

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 3:49pm UTC

*in class on the annoucements*
accouncement- hello everyone,i have important news to say.. i am sorry to say.. but.. the wifi has been turned off.
classmates- oh my gosh.. that was scary! That's it? I thought someone died.
me-something did die... my happiness. *dramaticly turns head, while tear comes out of my eye*

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Mom: Who are you laughing with?
Me: My laptop.....

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 1:53am UTC

me: *scrolling through top quotes*
me: oh i saw that on tumblr
me: i saw that on tumblr too
me: that was also on tumblr
me: you copied that from tumblr and yet you spelt it wrong?
me: no, you are NOT cool. you are stealing quotes.

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 4:42pm UTC

*le Spanish class*
Teacher: Kelsie! Is that a phone I see in your hand?
Me: *raises hand with gum pack* Oh, you mean thi-
Teacher: *yells* FREEZE! HANDS IN THE AIR!
Me: *puts hands in the air*
Teacher: Now.. wave them around like you just don't care!
Me: *looks at him weird, waves hands*
Teacher: YOU CARED A LITTLE BIT!
Me: No, I swear I didn't care!
Teacher: LIES!
True story.

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