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  1. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 12:02am UTC
    If my hands ever get blistered,i want it to be because of holding on to your love for so long,if i never get enough sleep,let it be because i was up all night with you,if i ever run out of breath,it will because I didnt want to stop kissing you...the only falling i want to know in my life was falling in love with you.I love you princess,I always have and forever will.

  2. Kip Kip
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    April 7, 2014 2:44pm UTC
    Even sh#t doesnt come easy ...you have to put some effort

  3. Kip Kip
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    January 18, 2014 11:21am UTC
    I was going to say I'm sorry... then I remembered begging for this last chance.So Im just going to die in silence,let the pain and guilt eat my heart away...like piranhas,let them rip it to shreds.I don't deserve a heart, not after I broke yours over and over.I still love you,I swear on my cold black heart...

  4. Kip Kip
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    January 10, 2014 3:01pm UTC
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  5. Kip Kip
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    January 7, 2014 7:15am UTC
    Hehe,if the number of years you have been a grown up is measured by the last time your mum bought you underwear, I'm approximately 2 hours old

  6. Kip Kip
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    January 1, 2014 9:23am UTC
    She says she wants a man who's faithful, Not a relationship that's painful, Only that and she'd be grateful.

  7. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 9:18am UTC
    "When I moved in to kiss you,twas the longest two steps of my life. "and that,my dear friends, is the story of my first kiss

  8. Kip Kip
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    December 30, 2013 11:24am UTC
    If u want me Im accepting applications... you know Im all for mouth to mouth resuscitation.... breathe me in breathe me out,so amazing

  9. Kip Kip
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    December 30, 2013 9:51am UTC
    Love at first sight is just a h.orny moment

  10. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 7:11am UTC
    certainly, you have to be lost if you want to find something that's hard to findJack Sparrow

  11. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:17am UTC
    When I tell a girl she's beautiful and she says she's not,I won't keep pestering her....coz its like tryn to sell sand to an arab-he won't buy it, and he's got lots of it

  12. Kip Kip
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    December 26, 2013 8:57am UTC
    I believe celebrations are in order, i jus joined the league of men who shave their beards

  13. Kip Kip
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    December 26, 2013 5:48am UTC
    Girls,here's how you turn down a guyfrom your neighborhood "its like I'veknown you since we were sp.erm"

  14. Kip Kip
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    December 26, 2013 12:47am UTC
    All girls have such a nice after-bath smell,they should bottle it up and sell

  15. Kip Kip
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    December 25, 2013 8:18am UTC
    Why are there so few pretty girls?like evolution should've figured out that men looove pretty ladies and made more

  16. Kip Kip
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    December 25, 2013 8:15am UTC
    Dont look at me like am a pervert or something,she was swinging her legs in class right infront of my eyes....what do you think i am,A NUN?

  17. Kip Kip
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    December 24, 2013 2:31am UTC
    You know how we say boys will always be boys?...so there's this christmass photo 4 of my friends have sent me(boys of course)...its got a huge naked butt(like nikki minaj big,bt white),and the word merry written on one half and christmASS on the other half.I can't stop staring at it,and I've sent it to all boys on my whattsapp...We are not sick

  18. Kip Kip
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    December 20, 2013 10:32am UTC
    plot twist:Miley Cyrus is a long lost daughter of the chief D.E.A agent

  19. Kip Kip
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    December 19, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    Imagine a place without power(electricity)...now add mud,rains and impassable roads...top it all up with lotsa farm work....yep,merry christmas to me

  20. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    I don't think anyone could look as good as you do

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