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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 1:28pm UTC
    Hey wittians, so a few of you may know that for the past 5 months now I have been having trouble with my voice and recently went to hospital, and I just thought I should make a quote to tell anyone who was worried or whatever that the consultant at the hospital said that I had just strained my voice and that it should come back on its own. So to conclude, on Friday I was drinking tea and singing (badly) and sorting stuff out in my room anD MY VOICE CAME BACK!! LIKE PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY HEAR ME WHEN I TALK NOW!!! And I just felt like I should tell you because you guys were so supportive when I was freaking out about going to hospital incase something was actually wrong, and I would just like to say thank you to everyone who has been there for me. There isn't a nicer feeling than knowing a complete stranger has taken 5 minutes out of their life just to read something and write so encouraging words, nothing can beat that feeling, and I just want anyone who needs someone to talk to to know that I'm here and will always talk to you. Thank you witty, you guys never fail when I need you the most. 


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  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 12:33pm UTC
    When you take a super attractive picture of yourself and just stare at it for like twenty minutes admiring the way your face cooperated.

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2014 11:53am UTC
    You don't know true embarassment
    until you've shot at the wrong team's basket
    at a basketball game


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  7. *tripsoverfridge* *tripsoverfridge*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    I always get Nelson Mandela and Morgan Freeman mixed up. So when we were watching The Dark Knight, I pointed to the screen and yelled to Mum "LOOK IT'S NELSON MANDELA!"
    My family will never let go of it.

  8. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    Plot Twist: You’re out with friends and your hair looks great
    Plot Twist: Your hair looks great
    Plot Twist: You’re out with friends
    Plot Twist: You’re out
    Plot Twist: Friends

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 1:00pm UTC
    DATING TIP: Are you single? Order a pizza. This won't really help when it comes to dating, but guess what? That pizza is all yours, buddy.

  10. CaitlynzGirl CaitlynzGirl
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 5:43pm UTC
    Life sucks,
    Love hurts,
    &
    Dreams are broken...

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2014 4:24pm UTC
    in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fückin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

  12. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 2:29pm UTC
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  13. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    I am a rebel Hobbit.
    My name is RoseWise Gamgee, Daughter of SamWise Gamgee.
    JOIN THE CAUSE.

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 3:45pm UTC
    Trigonometry?
    Ha.
    No.
    I'm not that Asian.

  15. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 6:25pm UTC
    Hey wittians, so I know most of you won't care and that's fine but I had to get this off my chest because this isn't something that I can talk to my friends about. Well, a little over 4 months ago I lost my voice, like all you can hear is whispers when I talk. And for the first month or so I put up with all of the jokes and laughed about it with people as it wasn't the first time I had lost my voice around the time (it had just never been for so long), even some of the teachers joined in and I didn't mind, because it was funny. But then we're coming up to 2 months and I was getting annoyed that my voice still wasn't back and I had seen the doctor and she said it should come back on its own in a couple of weeks. But it didn't. The jokes now old and lame still carried on, and I took, because I know that they were just having a laugh and didn't realise that it was actually bothering me. 3 months and I have seen 2 more doctors, have medication and had blood taken. I have been referred to the hospital. How I have lost my voice for so long has puzzled the doctors and they aren't sure what is wrong. They said that I will have to wait and see what happens. Well now it's 4 months later and I finally have an appointment to go to hospital after waiting for 6 weeks and my mum calling and making another urgent referral. My point is that I might take the jokes and being made fun of, partly because it is kind of funny, and I know that most people don't mean anything by it. But guys, I am so scared to go to hospital. I'm not scared of hospitals or needles or anything like that, I'm scared of what they are going to say. What if I have something that they can't cure or fix or whatever? What am I supposed to do then? I just feel like I'm going to cry but I know that it won't help and it's so frustrating. And to put the cherry on the cake, one of my supposedly best friends has decided that he doesn't want to be friends with me anymore and is just completely ignoring me and acting like I don't exist and I'm trying not to let it get to me, but it is, it hurts so much knowing that he can just forget me that easily and act like we've never met. Anyway, story over. Thank you if you read that, if you didn't I don't blame you, but if you have any advice or anything I would be grateful. I'm not looking for sympathy, I just want to know that someone might know something that I don't. 

  16. Caitlyn* Caitlyn*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    Treat me like a princess and I'll treat you like a prince. Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played.

  17. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 11:00am UTC
    "Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo." -Sheldon

  18. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 11:03am UTC
    Shortest horror story: "Dude. Where did the spider go?"

  19. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 2:38pm UTC
    All I need's a little love in my lifeAll I need's a little love in the darkA little but I'm hoping it might kick startMe and my broken heart

  20. Loki* Loki*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:58am UTC
                I GAVE THAT PITCH VIBRATO                                           PITCHES LOVE VIBRATO

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