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Kika

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Member Since: 18 Jul 2010 10:04pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 117045

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  1. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 10:34pm UTC
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  2. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 5:51pm UTC
    First Bruno Mars wanted to be a billionaire.
    Next he got a girlfriend, and liked her just the way she was.
    Then she cheated on him but he would still catch a grenade for her.
    WOw !! TOUGH LIFE !!

  3. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    Bests
    1. male friend: Rael
    2. female friend: Coralie
    3. Vacation:Pocono PA
    4. age: 14
    5. memory: year of 06 and 07. (:
    Worst
    1. Time of day: Morning
    2. Day of the week: Monday
    3. Food: Rice -.-
    4. Memory: no comment.
    5. Subject: Science
    Lasts
    1. Person you saw: My aunt
    2. Talk on the phone:Estival
    3. Hugged: Barbara
    First
    1. Kiss: Christopher
    2. Car: Toyota
    3. First school: Perterpan lol
    4. Job: none
    Today
    1. What are you doing now: Listening to music
    2. Tonight: sleeep
    3. Wearing: skinny , t-shirt and my cousin's sweater
    4. What did you eat for lunch: Fish
    5: Better than yesterday: some ways yes, some no.
    Tomorrow
    1. Is: Christmas Eve.
    2. Got any plans: Familia. <3
    3. Goal: Sleep lol
    4. Dislikes about tomorrow: Nada.
    5. Do you have work: nooope.
    Faves
    1. Number: 2
    2. Song: Yeah 3x
    3. Colors: Bleu
    4. Season: Summmma, :)
    5. State: New York. <3
    Currently
    1. Are you in love? I'm in like. :P
    2. Dating someone: Not anymore.
    3. Missing someone: So much.
    4. Mood: Hopeful.

  4. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 7:10pm UTC
    Happy
    Holidays !!
    <3
    plzz fav this! I'm boredd!! lol

  5. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 10:33pm UTC
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  6. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 10:00pm UTC
    when gir ls want a
    kiss ;; they stare into your eyes biting their lip. They always wrap their arms around you. They play with their hands,top,trousers etc. just waiting for youu to make a move.
    w hen guy s want a
    kiss ;; they hold your hand and always play with it. They stare into your eyes for a long time. They get close to your face.
    NOW MAKE A WISH!
    **
    **
    YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE IF YOU FAVE THIS THEN COPY AND PASTE IT IN 2 MINUTES

  7. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 11:04pm UTC
    Q: You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes?
    Highlight ===>> A: The same as yours, you're the bus driver.
    Fav this :)

  8. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    There is a place you can touch in a woman that will drive her crazy.
    HER HEART <3

  9. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 9:07pm UTC
    Never take life seriously !
    Nobody gets out alive anyway !

  10. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 6:53pm UTC
    An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, " Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Gary replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
    A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary's wife. "Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?" "OH MY!" Marianne exclaims.!!!!" "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."
    Haha :D

  11. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 6:46pm UTC
    A lady boarded a bus with her baby. The driver looked at the baby, and said: "That's the UGLIEST baby I've ever seen!" The lady slammed her fare into the meter, and stalked to the back of the bus. A man across the isle from her saw that she was upset, and asked her what was the matter. "The bus driver just offended me!", she said. The man said: "Ma'am, that man is a civil servant, and shouldn't be offending his customers. If I were you, I'd go up there, and give him a piece of my mind." The lady said: "Yea! That's exactly what I'm going to do!", and got up to confront the driver, when the man said: "If your going up there, I'll hold your monkey."

  12. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 6:43pm UTC
    Perfect boyfriend

  13. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 7:34pm UTC
    ......

  14. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 10:59pm UTC
    Guy: God, how long is a million years to you?
    God: A minute.
    Guy: How much is a million dollars to you?
    God: A penny.
    Guy: Can I have a penny?
    God: In a minute.
    FAVORITE THIS IF YOU GET IT :)

  15. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 10:09pm UTC
    I heard you are good in algebra !
    Can you replace my ''X'' without asking ''Y''?
    Lmaoo ! <3

  16. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 6:41pm UTC
    Fav if you hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded :/

  17. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 6:35pm UTC
    Fav if you hate when people come up to you and go:
    Someone Likes You !
    WHO??
    I can't tell you!
    then why did you say it?

  18. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 6:27pm UTC
    I Throw My Homework in the Air Sometimes, Saying Ayoo, I'll Take a Zeroo !! :D

  19. Kika Kika
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    I'd catch a grenade for you
    Throw my hand on a blade for you
    I'd jump in front of a train for you
    You know I'd do anything for you
    I would go through all this pain,
    Take a bullet straight through my brain,
    Yes, I would die for you baby
    But you won't do the same

:)

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