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Keyboardfreak898

1. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2013 7:54pm UTC
   Me after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I've lost.
   
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2. Keyboardfreak898
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   April 1, 2013 7:07pm UTC
   "It's Walmart. You don't need to look good."
   
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3. Keyboardfreak898
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   April 1, 2013 6:29pm UTC
   I'm not "cute" awkward.
   I'm "What the he// is wrong with you?" awkward.
   
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4. Keyboardfreak898
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   April 1, 2013 10:50am UTC
   "Please fix your b/a strap. I can see it."
   Because it's a big secret, right?
   Secret b00bs.
   Secret B/a.
   Secret.
   
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5. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2013 10:12am UTC
   Me: Wow, I'm fat.
   Me: Maybe I'm okay.
   Me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM.
   Me: I'm losing weight now.
   Me: I am more than just my weight.
   Me: Who cares.
   Me: GAH I AM SO FAT.
   Me: Curves are beautiful. I am beautiful.
   
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6. Keyboardfreak898
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   April 1, 2013 9:45am UTC
   "Hello, drug dealer? I'd like some weed brownies, hold the weed."
   
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7. Keyboardfreak898
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2013 9:13pm UTC
   I don't sing in the shower,
   I perform.
   
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8. Keyboardfreak898
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   March 31, 2013 9:10pm UTC
   Family - those people who insult you and then wonder why you're mad
   
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9. Keyboardfreak898
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   March 31, 2013 5:13pm UTC
   I wish people looked like their personalities.
   
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10. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    Just because you're pretty,
    doesn't mean you have the right
    to be a complete b/tch.
    
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11. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Lunch Today
    My friends and I: *eating nutella*
    Janitor: Is that nutella? I love that sh/t!
    made my day :)
    
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12. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    The sad truth is that loving someone doesn't make them love you.
    
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13. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    Shoutout to my crush who just told me all about the girl he likes. And she isn't me.
    
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14. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Me: I should text him.
    Me: No, don't text him. That's a bad idea.
    Me: Just text him.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: No, he's probably busy.
    Me: Maybe he'll text me first.
    Me: This is ridiculous, just text him.
    Me: *texts him*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Him: *doesn't respond*
    
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15. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    You may feel alone when you're falling asleep++++
    <<<and everytime tears roll down your cheeks
    but I know your heart belongs*
    ///to someone you've yet to meet
    and someday you will be loved.
    
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16. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    That moment when
    you can relate to a fictional character
    and you're just like,
    "I feel you bro."
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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17. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Will someone be my Witty friend?
    
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18. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Oh look, it's my crush.
    Time to embarrass myself.
    
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19. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    I'm not upset.
    I'm not mad.
    I just want to be alone
    because honestly,
    I like being by myself sometimes.
    
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20. Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    When you almost drop something,
    but then you catch it,
    and you're just like,
    "Wow, I'm so talented."
    
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