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Kelso96

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Member Since: 20 Oct 2010 04:21pm

Last Seen: 12 Dec 2012 07:33pm

user id: 129485

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Im kelsee.! I am currently Taken (: I have two sisters Dawn 19; and Taylor 11.I have a pretty crazy life but that is okay. It has made me who i am today. I am a country girl all the way down to the core. I love muddin, huntin, and fishin. ! I am really nice person once you get to know me, after we start tlkn i will have you fallin in love (: Any ?'s, just ask ! ! 
  1. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    I'm such a loser. I never get any favs. Bet you this one will only get 2.

  2. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 12:47am UTC
    Girl Facts:
    -When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    -When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    -When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand
    -When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    -When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    -When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    -When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply.
    -When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    -When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    -When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    -When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    -When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    -When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    -When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    -When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    -When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    -When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it.
    -When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    -When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.
    - When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    -When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    -When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    -When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you ;
    text you ;
    kiss you ;
    or just surprise you (

  3. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 9:14am UTC
    i'm 99.9% sure he dosen't l i ke me
    but it's the 0.1% that keeps me going♥

  4. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 10:32pm UTC
    if a guy can't handle me
    in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn't
    deserve me in a wedding dress.

  5. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    why girls shouldn't cheat on boys there was once a guy named jack who had a girlfriend named ashley. ashley was the most popular girl in school. the three most popular guys were tom, jack, and marcus. ashley thought of jack as okay, but she really liked marcus. marcus liked ashley also. well of course he did, everyone did! marcus and jack were worst enemies. marcus tried to steal ashley away every time he had a chance to. one day, marcus asked ashley if she wanted to go to the movies. jack heardeverything....what movie theatre and what time. jack approached the movies that night and followed ashley and marcus. jack sat right behind them. he watched them get close to each other andkiss.... not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. marcus told ashley"do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" she replied "yeah." jack had peeked through marcus' window. ashely and him were messing around and then they had it. jack watched the whole thing. the next day at school jack wasn't there. for the next few days jack wasn't there. a week later his mother found him in his closet dead... he commited suicide because he had loved ashley so much. next to jack's dead body was a note. a note that read: my dearest ashley, i watched you at the movie and at marcus' house and i will continue to watch you. i never thought you would do something like this to me. i really loved you ashley. i died for you just like jesus died for us. always with you, jackpleasefoward this or jack will haunt you and try to kill you because he wants everyone to know about marcus. thank you. please scroll down. ['in loving memory of'] **jack halagey** what jack did to one person who did not send this....... one girl was looking through her e-mail and she ['deleted'] this message thinking it was another silly forward...the next day she ['was'] ['found dead in'] ['her bed'] ['of course u don't have to send this but i think jack halagey' will come soon to get you like tonight when you are still awake just sitting in bed']repost this as `why girls should'nt`cheat on boys or u will lose the one u love A girl died in 1993 , a man buried her in her own home when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Tomasota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bed starring straight into your eyes. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.Thisstory is sadly true. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded!!!:)
    i was so scared i posted it. do it !!!!

  6. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  7. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 7:04pm UTC
    ®
    Rele hates being a teenager. I wanna go back to when i was mommy's little angel and papa's little tomboy. I wanna go back to when guy's were only players if they play football, and the only drama was whose guna be the line leader.
    I wanna go back to when nothing mattered but what bow matched your dress. Can i be 5 again, please.? I w...ould greatly appricate it... </3™™

  8. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 11:54pm UTC
    I wanna be that girl;
    you shoot a basket for,
    you score a goal for,
    you write a song for;
    i wanna be the girl who,
    makes you smile; ♥
    makes you laugh...
    makes your heart skip a beat
    i just wanna be that girl♥
    Kelseygirl Made this <3

  9. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 11:33pm UTC
    When you text me, not only does the screen light up, but so does my face.! <3™

  10. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 5:27pm UTC
    Oh Mug.!

  11. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 12:12pm UTC
    Why do they call it GOODBYE when there is nothing good about saying bye.?
    </3
    Mine ;)

  12. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    Slam Slam oh hot damn;
    Party crasher, pantie snatcher ;)

  13. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 9:57pm UTC
    If i gave you my heart;
    Be gentle
    <3

  14. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 8:42pm UTC
    Hates how im completely in love with him, but i can't believe a word he says.
    </3

  15. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 8:52am UTC
    Today, I realized the people that smile and laugh the most are the ones who are suffering the most.
    Because laughter isn't only the best medicine,
    it's also the best disguise.
    I should know, of all people.

  16. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 8:43pm UTC
    I want it so much... I can't wait much longer... It's irresistible... I can't hold on...You dirty minded people... All I want is a cookie.!
    Mine and all mine (;

  17. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 9:09am UTC
    Stop the hate.
    Stop the hate against gay bullying or abuse. Click the organ if you think its wrong and we should just be equal.

  18. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 8:02pm UTC
    Baby, idc what we're doing as long as im with you <3™
    mine and all mine (;

  19. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:24pm UTC
    can you not talk sh●t if you dont know the truth.

  20. Kelso96 Kelso96
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 7:48pm UTC
    Girl: what would you do if i broke up with you?
    boy: then i'd go back to my ex.
    (girl cried and broke up with him)
    --next day--
    girl: what are you doing here??
    boy: like what i said, i'd go back to my ex. so, will you take me back ?
    (notmine)

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