" If someone handed me a gun, and told me to shoot someone ~
-- told me to shoot you or shoot myself, I wouldn't think twice. You've been hurt enough by people who love you, and I'll stay off that list at all costs.
Well, let me rethink that answer. I wouldn't shoot myself either;; I'd probably end up kicking gun-guy in the balls and running to tell you all about it over a glass of toxin.
Now, that would be a hell of a funny story. "