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KatieInAStrangeLand
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July 5, 2012 3:21pm UTC

And does anyone else read:
'Put this into your own words'
As:
'Rearrange the words slightly'?

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yonkers
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July 2, 2012 3:09pm UTC

click to see this quote

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mayday
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June 16, 2012 6:45pm UTC

pretty friend: omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
smart friend: omg i got an a on my exam
athletic friend:omg i just got asked to join the national team
me: today i meowed at my cat and she meowed back

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imabeautifulfighter
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June 17, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Im cancer free!!!!

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WhisperInTheDark
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June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC

I know you don't care, but,
My Daddy comes home from Iraq tomorrow!♥

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC

I've always wanted to say:
"Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
*Draws Mickey outline*

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when
my mom never comes home on time, so i order pizza like once a week & every time the same guy delivers it. My thoughts were that he probably thinks i'm some depressed pizza-eating psycho, but today he told me i was hot & asked for my number.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 10:54am UTC

Friend: Flawless skin, beautiful hair, skinny, perfect nose
Me: Deformed fish

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 9:50am UTC

Me It's hot! Tonight I'll leave the window open.
Like · Comment about an hour ago
Dracula, Moth, and 35416289710 mosquitos like this.

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hailstorm37
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July 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC

I play a song, no one likes it.
Two months later, they love it -_-

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:40pm UTC

I have to sleep
with a blanket, no matter how hot it is.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Carrying 15 grocery bags in each hand
because two trips to the car are for p/ssies.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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suprize123
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July 15, 2012 5:15pm UTC

When Guys Stretch
and their shirt goes up a little so you can see their abs and boxers. ♥

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lexaccxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 1:16pm UTC

What If
I'm actually attractive, but hot guys just think I'm out of their league?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:57am UTC

Seniors: Ew, juniors.
Juniors: Ew, sophomores.
Sophomores: Ew, freshman.
Freshman: Ew, middle schoolers.Middle Schoolers: Ew, elementary kids.
Elementary Kids: Ew, babies.
Babies: Ew, fetus.
Fetus: Ew, wait, how am I talking?

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blindedbylight
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:51pm UTC

GETTING
LOST
IN A BOOK
HAS TO BE
THE BEST FEELING
EVER

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 6:04am UTC

Today I saw a hot guy in public, but then I lost sight of him.
Now you're just some hottie,
--- that I used to know.
:'(
RunawayRachel

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