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Hello MTV and welcome to my crib!
Yo dogs. Lol I've spent like 48 hours legit on the hunt to pimp out my profile. So Welcome to my crib MTV. You'll find that in the living room, I'm quite sarcastic and have a good, but lame sense of humor. In the kitchen you'll find I'm a vegetarain, and that I love asain cuisine. And if you continue to the dining/family room, you'll discover that yes, my family really annoys me and makes me feel worthless, but in the end of the day we all share jokes and cry and laugh together and I love my family ad they'd do anything for me. Now I'll take you upstairs to the guest room. Not many people stay here, I've been tossed around like shit from friends, boys and strangers. Only those who I truely trust, and am thankfuly for, sleep in the guest room, or for slang, my heart. As we go on down the hall to my room, you'll find that no, there arent any discos balls, or lava lamps, or a king sized bed. No, you'll find that I'm like every other average american teenage girl, with band posters of 30STM and Coldplay, collages of my friends and I screwing around. A bunk bed so I feel like the queen of my world. Random photos hanging with a dresser, a green/blue room, that's relatively small. Just an average girl, with an average (slightly) concerning body, with unmanagable hair, picking t-shirts over tangtops. With a broken spirit that's been attacked many times, but got back up. And MTV, whenever you're business is going down, and shows are getting cancelled, please, feel free to bunk at my crib anytime. I'm here for all of you guys. Now, for the best part of the tour, I'll take you guys on an adventure to my basement, or my soul. Down here, you'll find music. NOTHING, BUT MUSIC. I live, breathe, and will die for music. I love listening to it, playing it, singing it, creating it, transposing it, composing it, preforming it, seeing it live, the whole 9 yards. I'm in the school's marching, I take private lessons, and I'm self teaching my self. Am I the best? No, porbably never will be. There's a bunch of kids in my grade, and younjger who I can say are better musicains. Am I bad? No. I probably wont be a Brittney Spears, but I'm not that bad. What do I play? Anything percussion, Piano, Tromboune, Trumpet, self teaching guitar and ukelele. I'd really really really love a career in the music business. Anything. Even being a middle band teacher would make my life shine. and Yeah.
So thanks MTV for selecting my crib, yeah, the tour was probably long and dragging, but yeah. Now you know alittle bit about me.
See you next time on MTV's Cribs!
This always makes me smile
I'm famous





Hello, and welcome to my house
  1. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:33pm UTC
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  2. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Please Read
    I know I'm not witty famous or anything.
    And this isnt a quote about someone with cancer or
    someone who just died
    or about my friend cutting himself
    This is simply to save atleast ONE life
    Which is good enough for me
    Last year, on this very day, in about 5 hours,
    It would've been game over.
    I would've been dead.
    For reasons I wont get into, I used to be suicidal.
    And I was just ready, I had everything in place,
    But, I wanted to hear his voice one last time
    And he never really helped much, on that one phone call
    But he keep me talking long enough that my dad walked on.
    The next couple days were worse, I was sent to a hospital for a week.
    And it was really scary.
    And the next couple months werent too good either
    But here I am.
    A year later.
    new and improved.
    Virtually unbreakable.
    Please, before you make the move.
    Call somebody.
    If you dont have a friend than call this number:
    One call makes all the difference.
    I put this in love so it can be seen

  3. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Those moments
    When you could so easily quote Spongebob,
    but no one would get your refernce

  4. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Three kids you don't know walk towards you.
    One is white, his pants are somewhere between where they should be and his knees and he always wears a baseball cap, tilted to one side. The second boy is black, he is wearing basketball shoes and a Celtics jersey. The third boy is Asian, dressed in a polo shirt and khakis.
    Which one is good at math?
    At sports?
    Which one will drop out of high school in junior year?
    If you picked any of them you have just judged without knowing them.
    The answer is not enough information is given.
    saw this on facebook. sorry if it's on here

  5. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Dear Blink 182,
    You got it wrong.
    We'll have Christmas on Halloween

  6. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    Admit it;
    We have all facebook stalked our teachers, dance instructors, band techs, tutors, etc

  7. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    Today in band;
    My boyfriend took off his shirt and everyone in the room applauded.
    Oh the looks I received from my friends...

  8. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    The guy I like
    Has this thing with me
    Where we write hand-written notes to eachother
    And today he gave me what I call a key
    You could just say
    That I think this key gives me a pretty good chance with him

  9. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    Today after band rehearsal;
    The band program needed volunteers to help paint color guard props and pit carts.
    Me and him volunteered for the pit carts.
    We just talk about random stuff
    when somehow we got into this topic about life.
    And, we both shared the tough times we went through last year,
    and it was like talking to a mirror
    We laughed, we cried, and we gave inspiration
    >>We live the exact same lives//

  10. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    At auditions today;
    For a Shakespeare play;
    We did this exercise, where the instructor would ask a question,
    and if your answer was yes, you'd walk across the room
    One question was
    "Are you inlove?"
    These two kids who where two grades above me, who I knew since I was in first grade,
    who have been best friends since kindergarden,
    walked across the room.
    When they met in the middle,
    They kissed eachother

  11. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    That "I cant breathe" moment
    When first thing on your facebook news feed is;
    *he* is now single

  12. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    About to finally get
    the guy you like?
    Life just destroyed all chances with him

  13. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    I just cant wait
    To tell you how I really feel about you.
    Because I know, unlike all the other times,
    The first tear wont come out of my left eye

    not my format!

  14. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    That urg moment;
    When a guy is ranting about how hot all your friends are, and he's all like;
    "Well you're really nice"

  15. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:43am UTC
    This is for the firemen;
    Who on this day, 10 years ago,
    had absolutely no clue what to do.
    Nothing like this had ever happend in Manhattan before.
    But yet, they gave their all in trying to save the people and extinguish the fire
    All firemen, on duty, off duty, and retired, gathered at the world trade centers,
    With one main objective.
    The elevators were broken, and men and women, climbed up 80 flights of stair, in 60 pound gear
    Others trying to evacuate the lucky ones out the safest route possible.
    And some, having to be horrifed everytime hearing the sound of people who jumped from hundreds of feet above, splatting to their own death, having to be thinking "Is it really that bad up there?"
    Some losing their lives, others being burned, and most being scarred for life
    This one goes out to you.
    Thank you, and god bless you ♥

  16. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:00pm UTC
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  17. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    & Like all the other cliche love stories start
    Today, first day of high school, first period class, and I left my pencil case in my locker
    I mindlessly whispered forgetting who sat behind me who it was and said
    "Hey can I borrow a pencil?"
    There he was, sitting behind me, with a pencil in hand, and smirk on his face
    I think this is looking like the start of a really good movie.

  18. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    Who else remembers?
    Dont make me snap my fingers
    In a Z-formation

  19. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    There's this kid;
    Who was my best friend all throughout elementary school
    He went to a middle school in a different town, and we lost contact.
    Yesterday, when I walked in the band room,
    there he was,
    talking with his mom to the percussion instructor♥
    Guess who's in the same section as him?(:

  20. Keep_Classy Keep_Classy
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    In the car;
    I smelled something very familiar. Something I used to love and would smell like on certain days. Then I realized what it was.
    My dad was wearing the same colange my exboyfriend used to wear


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