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  1. qub2xj9 qub2xj9
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    If your
    gonna go "planking"
    do it on top of a hungry
    sharks mouth.
    & see where that gets you.
    nmf

  2. xoHollisterox90 xoHollisterox90
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When your eating a banana and every guy suddenly makes eye contact with you.

  3. x3TheStoryOfUs x3TheStoryOfUs
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    why is santa
    nicer to rich kids? (;


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  5. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    I 'd rather be with my girl then....
    Play C.o.d <3
    Now I just need the girl:/

  6. fungirl1600 fungirl1600
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:17pm UTC
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  8. sistahdear sistahdear
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    Hating the girl,
    He flirts with. ♥

  9. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    It Hurts
    to look back... but I can't help it. I'm scared to look ahead
    because you're not there.

  10. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    girl: I'm tired of searching for my prince charming. I'm done.
    guy: don't give up!
    girl: I'm not giving up, I'm just going to let him find me.
    guy: what if he already found you a long time ago?
    girl: if he did, then why is it taking him so long to speak up?
    guy: sorry, I'm a little shy.

  11. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    She's strong enough to walk away,
    but broken enough to look back.

    nmf

  12. glitterintheairxoxo glitterintheairxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    A list of Chris Brown's greatest hits:
    1. Rihanna.

  13. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    eating a cookie for breakfast
    BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO MAKE ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL.

  14. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Making Eye Contact
    w i t h r a n d o m h o t g u y s i n p u b l i c ♥

  15. invisibly_shaken invisibly_shaken
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    if a girl tells you to listen
    to a song
    ||||||||||||| pay attention to the lyrics.

  16. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    Dear Mom and Dad,
    Please stop saying, "Don't play with your food." You spent the first two years of my life convincing me that it was a plane.

  17. Ohdaarling Ohdaarling
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    I like guys
    who straight up tell you how they feel about you.

  18. jess8081 jess8081
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    When its 2013,
    I'm going to the movie store,
    finding the movie 2012
    & putting it in the comedy section

  19. xjaimex3 xjaimex3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    eVERY GIRL;
    HAS 5 PERSONALITIES.
    1.)How she acts at school.
    2.) How she acts around her friends.
    3.) How she acts around her family.
    4.) How she acts when she's with him.
    5.) How she acts when she's alone.♥

  20. heygirl123 heygirl123
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    The guy I like told me he likes me back(:
    BUT YESTERDAY
    he told me that he doesn't like me
    anymore because I wouldn't give
    him a blow j ob and the other girl
    he l ikes would.
    fave if you think this is
    wrong </3

:)

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