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epictacos
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November 24, 2013 1:45am UTC

I went shopping today and I saw this girl with a Rolling Stones t-shirt on. So naturally I wanted to have a conversation with her about music.... I didn't exactly get that........ at all..
Me: I love the Rolling Stones; they're great.
Girl: Huh??
Girl: *looks down at her shirt* Oh. Yeah.. Rolling Stones.. It's a great movie.
Me: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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epictacos
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November 21, 2013 6:12pm UTC

So there's this girl in my class. She's a drama queen, and whenever something happens (no matter how small) she thinks someone should fix it for her.
Girl: *drops something on the floor*
Girl: Someone should do something. Don't just sit there.
Me: *gets up and walks in circles around her*
Girl: What are you doing?
Me: The world revolves around you.
Girl: ..........

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Steve
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October 3, 2013 9:09pm UTC

What's the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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Steve
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October 5, 2013 1:19pm UTC

If you've got time to lean,
you've got time to clean.

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Steve
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November 14, 2013 11:39am UTC

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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*_*
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November 4, 2013 6:00pm UTC

If you ever feel
ugly, just look at my selfies and you'll feel 1000 times better trust me

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*_*
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November 10, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I need to write a poem
Tomorrow its due

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*_*
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November 10, 2013 3:53pm UTC

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"She straightens her hair, glosses her lips &takes one last look in the mirror,
all for a boy who will never care." -Frank Ocean

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*_*
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November 25, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Format by disposition. Please leave the credit in the coding and if
you do decide to take bits and pieces, leave the credit where it is
due. please only use on wittyprofiles.com!!!
Can cute guys stop being:
• gay
• younger than me
• 15 years older than me
• 124346789 miles away
• taken
• famous

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*compassionate soul*
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November 24, 2013 9:01pm UTC

You just be you, and I'll just be me...cuz, together we could sail each and every sea

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icanttakeitanylonger
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November 24, 2013 9:00pm UTC

PENCIL: You know, im really sorry.
ERASER: For what? you didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry,'cause you get hurt because of me. Whenever i make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose apart of yourself. You get smaller and smaller everytime.
ERASER: That's true, but i really dont mind. You see, i was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, i know i'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, im actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad :)

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Morgan*
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November 24, 2013 9:06pm UTC

For every 2 favorites I'll admit something about myself until I run out of things to admit. I'll start at #4 because I already have 3.

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beebessey
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October 28, 2013 11:14am UTC

"Imagine a guy. He's a little taller than you, with perfect skin, skin that just screams "touch me!" And dark hair and gorgeous blue eyes and he looks so sweet and he is sweet. And then have him blush a little."

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beebessey
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October 30, 2013 8:35am UTC

I have mono, a chest cold, a bladder infection and I just started my period. The baby I babysit is also sick, this is gonna be hell.

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beebessey
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November 4, 2013 2:19pm UTC

I'll do whatever it takes to be the mistake you can't live without.

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beebessey
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November 21, 2013 6:24am UTC

My sister told me she's jealous of my love life because its like a movie.

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beebessey
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November 21, 2013 11:45am UTC

I'm not saying I'm easy to be with, but if you're trying I'm trying. Isn't it worth it in the end?