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1. KaylaMarieCovers
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   October 27, 2012 1:56pm UTC
   Me During School
   Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
   Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
   Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
   Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
   Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
   Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
   Me: Thinking inappropriate thoughts
   Me: OMG what if I actually said something out loud
   Me: OMG what if there's a telepath around here
   Me: THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS
   Me: HAPPY THOUGHTS DAMMIT
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2. KaylaMarieCovers
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   October 27, 2012 10:23am UTC
   Big Bang Theory
   Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
   Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on MySpace.
   Leonard: Yes, and you've never met one of them.
   Sheldon: That's the beauty of it.
   
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3. KaylaMarieCovers
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   October 27, 2012 10:16am UTC
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4. KaylaMarieCovers
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   October 27, 2012 9:59am UTC
   Silencio,
   Old Man!
   --Juno--
   
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5. KaylaMarieCovers
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   October 27, 2012 9:52am UTC
   My boyfriend: I hate the human population.
   Me: I hate the world.
   Me: ...
   Me: We really are a depressing couple.
   My boyfriend: Totally.
   
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6. KaylaMarieCovers
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   October 25, 2012 5:34pm UTC
   Friend: Hey What's Up Do We Have Homework :)
   Me: Please don't capitalize every word or I will find you and dismantle
   your caps lock button.
   
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7. KaylaMarieCovers
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   October 25, 2012 4:16pm UTC
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8. KaylaMarieCovers
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   October 23, 2012 9:29pm UTC
   Annoying Girl: heyyyy lyk omg watz up i havn tawkd 2 yhu in lyk 4eva!!!!
   Me: You need to be punched in the face with the Hogwarts
   library.
   mq
   
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9. KaylaMarieCovers
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   October 20, 2012 10:50am UTC
   Stop making quotes about how you're gonna cuddle and eat s'mores with your friends and hang out like it's a movie because it's fall. We all know that you'll be sitting here, stuffing your face full of Halloween candy and reading Top Quotes.
   
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10. KaylaMarieCovers
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    October 20, 2012 8:57am UTC
    Whenever I look at the profile pics of people who like my quotes,
    I just get reminded on how much I look like a whale and my profile pic is of an anime character.
    
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11. KaylaMarieCovers
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    October 20, 2012 8:33am UTC
    Am I the only hardcore Potterhead on this website?
    
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12. KaylaMarieCovers
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    October 20, 2012 8:26am UTC
    Almost everyone in America wants to live in England because it seems so amazing there and better than America.
    But do people that live in England wish they lived in America for that same reason?
    
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13. KaylaMarieCovers
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    October 20, 2012 8:21am UTC
    Clearly the reason I haven't gotten my Hogwarts letter yet is because
    I was born in the wrong country. It's supposed to be England, not the US.
    
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14. KaylaMarieCovers
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    October 19, 2012 9:35pm UTC
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15. KaylaMarieCovers
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    October 19, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    If I'm really quiet, you should be scared.
    Because for all you know, I can be planning out your murder.
    
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16. KaylaMarieCovers
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    October 19, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Here I stand
    Empty hands
    Wishing my wrists were bleeding
    To stop the pain from the beatings
    Flyleaf
    
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17. KaylaMarieCovers
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    The teacher wonders but she doesn't ask
    It's hard to see the pain behind the mask
    Bearing the burden of a secret storm
    Sometimes she wishes she was never born.
    Concrete Angel
    
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18. KaylaMarieCovers
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    October 19, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Sometimes I get mad
    when people don't reply to my texts almost instantly.
    But then I remember I'm basically surgically attached to my phone
    and I have no reason to be angry.
    
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19. KaylaMarieCovers
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    October 19, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Don't give up.
    Your story has just begun.
    
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20. KaylaMarieCovers
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    October 19, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    You fail at being sexy.
    
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