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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 11:35am UTC

Imagine
if Witty
really did
»shut down«
does anyone else remember that? asdfghjkl;

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dezzie3000
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Here’s to the girls who,
who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a big mac
instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up. Who would rather
spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of t-shirts.
Who don't get all the guys. who aren't "popular" but feel like it when they're with
their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't afraid to break a nail.
Who don't always get their own way. Who don't get everything they want. Who
don't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful♥

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*trop chic*
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Friends are like balloons
If you stab them
They die.

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LiliBlackHeart
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Normal person: Sings Lyrics
Me: sings Lyrics
Me:sings backup vocals
Me:sings guitar riffs
Me:air-drums
Me:entire song
Me:headbangs

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Damaged
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 6:34pm UTC

nothing says regret like the email
address you made as a kid.

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zer0*
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 3:54pm UTC

mum: you do nothing all day
me: i convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
me: i regenerate cells
me: i transmit nerve signals to my brain
me: i digest food
me: how is that nothing

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Rachel*
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 12:09pm UTC

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 2:16pm UTC

day off: witty
need to study: witty
crappy weather: witty
wonderful and sunny weather: witty
plans with other people: witty
in class: witty
supposed to be sleeping: witty
on the bus: witty
the apocalypse: witty
during my own funeral: witty
witty: witty
witty isn't working: stare at witty until it does

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abkamel*
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Hipster: I'm no HIPSTER but I can make your HIPS STIR!
Me: I'm not water, but I'll drown you.
~Tumblr

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SailingInTheSky
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 11:07am UTC

The Two Types of Love:
Harry Potter:
When the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroy the world's most powerfull dark wizard.
Twilight:
When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months, then jumped off a cliff.
♥
i think we all know which one wins ;p

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cocobananasxx
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 4:40pm UTC

"Please fix your shirt, I can see your bra strap."
because it's a big f/ucking secret right
secret boobs
secret strap
secret bra
secret
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queen*
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 3:21pm UTC

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subtlysam
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 10:04pm UTC

thin girls want to be full,
full girls want to be thin,
girls with straight hair want curly hair,
girls with curly hair want straight hair,
boys who are different want to be "cool",
boys who are "cool" want to be different,
people who are alone want a friend,
people who are surronded by friends want to be alone,
people who are in love want it to go away,
people who have no love want one.
we are unhappy,
we can't accept ourselves,
but together we can overcome those bads in our lives & help eachother find the goods.
lets all just love eachother.

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alybear8
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 10:22pm UTC

I'm going to have a boy child and i will make him wear hats and get his ear pierced and wear saggy skinny jeans. He will treat girls like princesses and he will be a musical artist. I will make him play the guitar and I will never check his messeges. I want to be the cool mom who lets my kids do everything and they will not be alowed to date untill they hit highschool. If my son treats a girl the wrong way, I will make him wear crocs and shave his head and make him wear harry potter glasses.
♥

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forever_styles
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Niall the Weatherman
Niall: so tonights gonna be clouded
Niall: like my judgement
Niall: with a slight shower
Niall: of cuunts

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YouAreLovedXo
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 6:50pm UTC

That awkward moment when someone compliments you and you don't know what to say...
Them: You look so pretty today!
Me: Happy birthday.

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DirectionerTillTheEnd
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 4:14pm UTC

I just wanna hug every person out there that cuts themself and feels like their alone <3

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 4:00pm UTC

So there's this guy...
he's really popular and has all these popular friends in our honors Chemistry class. Today, he asked me to be my lab partner. At first I thought he was only using me because he knows I'm smart. Then later in class he came up to me and said "I promise you I do work. I didn't ask you to be my partner so you would do everything for us. I really did just want to be your lab partner." Later, when we were doing our lab, he was talking to me instead of his friends and later asked for my number. I know this is really stupid but being those kinda girls where boys, especially popular jocks, don't just come up to you; i was really happy. Maybe this is a sign telling me that I'm not so bad after all. Maybe, just maybe, one day I might have a boyfriend. This is such a stupid story but it honestly made my day.

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niCol22
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 3:39pm UTC

67..68..
me and one direction..
70..71...

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loveisjusta_history_
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 7:23pm UTC

Everyone on fb: yay! no school! omg who wants to sleepover?!?!
Me: There is a hurricane. Hurricane. Hurricane. HURRICANE. Not a little rain storm you can go dance in & take pictures. HURRICANE.

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