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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    making a joke
    in front of a ton of people
    and having them all crack up
    is one if the most beautiful feelings
    you’ll ever feel.
    Don’t deny it.

  2. JustEmmaLouise JustEmmaLouise
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

  3. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 5:30pm UTC
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  5. AboveAverage AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Phineas:I know wha---
    Ferb:No B*tch i'm deciding today.

  6. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    John Blunk: Saved his Girlfriend by throwing himself on top of
    her using his body as a shield
    Alex Teves: Pushed his Girlfriend to the floor and was struck by
    a bullet in the process
    Matt McQuinn: Dove on top of his Girlfriend as soon as the
    shooting began.
    Note: They sacrificed their lives to
    have their Girlfriend to live. They inspired me so much from the
    Colorado Shooting. They are definitely the Heroes of Colorado Shooting
    They gave me a lots of Hope.


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  9. lilgirlsarah lilgirlsarah
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:27am UTC
    & I have never actually
    SEEN A YELLOW DUCK.

  10. tropeeano0x tropeeano0x
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 2:01am UTC
    Friend: snape, snape, severus snape
    Me: DUMBLEDORE!
    Friend: ron, ron, ron weasley!
    Me: hermione
    Friend: harry potter, harry potter ugh! harry potter, harry potter yeah!
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: imagine if we had a life..
    Friend: don't even joke like that..

  11. xRawrxImxPamx xRawrxImxPamx
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 12:24am UTC
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  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:09am UTC
    What's that? A hat?A crazy, funky junky hat?
    Overslept? Hair unslightly?Trying to look like Kiera Knightly?We've been there, we've done that.We see right through your funky hat.

  13. WeAllHaveFlaws WeAllHaveFlaws
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    KRISTEN STEWART CHEATED ON ROBERT PATTISON?!?! OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS TOTALLY unchanged and exactly the same as it was three days ago.

  14. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    If you were a cookie,
    you'd be a Who.reo

  15. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    "you can't speak your mind anymore
    without being called a b//ch."
    - Christina Aguilera

  16. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 3:37pm UTC
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  17. cutie_pia_nana cutie_pia_nana
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Laughing even harder
    When your trying to explain why you're laughing.

  18. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Friends are like condoms
    They protect you when things get hard

  19. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    A Ghost
    Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Carrying 15 grocery bags in each hand
    because two trips to the car are for p/ssies.

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