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KatyPerryFan
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November 6, 2012 5:05am UTC

I honestly don't think guys understand how much it means to girls when they say they are beautiful...

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KatyPerryFan
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November 4, 2012 4:57pm UTC

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KatyPerryFan
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November 4, 2012 1:33am UTC

First World Problems #1
Double sided 1D posters
Like come on, are poster companies stupid, how are
we suppost to choose which photo they look hotter in...

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KatyPerryFan
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November 3, 2012 8:03pm UTC

"It's so hot in here!"
"Sorry, should I leave?"
nmq

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KatyPerryFan
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November 3, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Me
Well, that was awkward...
Like • Comment • 3 minute ago
My Grandma
Not as awkward as when your mum figured out you were actually a girl...
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Me
Wait, what?
18 seconds ago · Like

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KatyPerryFan
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone threw a fridge at her.
Am I seriously the only person who laughs at this crap?!

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KatyPerryFan
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 6:04am UTC

Uh hi, I'm Emily Peppermint.
I have a strange addiction to potatoes.
They make me feel "aroused" in a potato sort of way.
I like to kill them in a humane way.
I hang my potatoes on trees then pick them off them.
I have set up a Facebook account for all of my potatoes.
My favourite is named Potato, and there's a grandpa potato called Potato.
Sometimes I do professional photography with them, people may called it "potatolizeation".
I have a pet pig named Piggerty and I took him to the vet and asked him why he had a cork in his butt.
The vet kicked me out. I know Piggerty is real. He oinks like once a week, that's normal for them.
Sometimes I fight with my only friend Jessica about which is better, celery or potatoes.
I like celery second but I love potatoes.
On a weekly basis I eat about 85% of my potatos, as the rest are about 13 years old.
Did you know that Piggerty is not real.
Did you know I only started liking potaoes a second ago.

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KatyPerryFan
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October 27, 2012 5:16am UTC

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KatyPerryFan
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October 27, 2012 5:11am UTC

If life gives you lemons
make some lime juice
and let everyone wonder
how the hell you did it

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KatyPerryFan
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October 25, 2012 6:34am UTC

I have that feeling, where I'm with you and all I want to do is hold you close, kiss you, and stay with you forever...

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KatyPerryFan
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October 22, 2012 4:21am UTC

*me thinking*
Me: OMG, I have hair, she has hair!
Me: We should be friends.
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KatyPerryFan
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October 18, 2012 4:32am UTC

She was a boy.
He was a girl.

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KatyPerryFan
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October 18, 2012 4:01am UTC

♥
Don't be straight
Don't be gay
Be bi
Give everyone a try
♥
This isn't aimed at anyone, be whatever you like, just a funny song my friend made up!

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KatyPerryFan
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October 12, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Hi Autotune,
Can you stop appearing in every damn song?
Sincerly, the whole population of the world

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KatyPerryFan
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October 2, 2012 4:40am UTC

He stole my heart and replaced it with his last name.

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KatyPerryFan
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October 2, 2012 4:01am UTC

fathers have to learn
that daughters have to go
and if you truely love them
you must let them go

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KatyPerryFan
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September 28, 2012 3:05am UTC

Am I the only person who never gets noticed on here, I spend my time writing quotes and no one apprecates them. For every person who reads this, like it and I'll follow you, because I'm not the only person that doesn't get noticed, and people write some really good quotes that no one reads.

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KatyPerryFan
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September 27, 2012 9:10pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Laugh, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired.
Smile, even when you're trying not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision.
Sing, even when people stare at you and tell you your voice is crappy.
Trust, even when your heart begs you not to.
Twirl, even when your mind makes no sense of what you see.
Frolick, even when you are made fun of.
Kiss, even when others are watching.
Sleep, even when you're afraid of what the dreams might bring.
Run, even when it feels like you can't run any more.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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KatyPerryFan
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September 27, 2012 8:59pm UTC

*me talking to my friend on Skype*
Me: Heya babez
Friend: Hi
Friend: jdhkegwhdjy
Friend: diewgfg
Friend: kdlhwehfkgjher
Me: OMFG stop spamming
Friend: lolololololololookolooloolololollo lmao
Me: How was that funny?!
Friend: lol
Me: lol
Friend: lmao
Friend: So i was on facebook
Friend: And i posted a naked pic of u
Me: WTF. I didn"t give you one of those
Friend: jks lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Me: ...
Friend: lol -_-
Me:
Friend:
Universe:
Me: I'm so bored, bye.

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KatyPerryFan
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September 24, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Me: OMG! LWWY! My summer is gonna be just like the video!
Me: GIANT BA-NA-NA!
Me: Louis looks so damn hot like that...
*video ends*
Me: Ahhhh, I'm gonna have a summer just like that!
Mum: If that consists of Witty Profiles, pyjamas and a large jar of Nutella...
Mum: Then yes, your summer will look like that.

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