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WeAreTheBoys
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April 9, 2013 5:01pm UTC

Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise.
That's why I think of jogging every morning.

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bigbootycutiee_13
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April 9, 2013 5:59am UTC

I wouldn't be so afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, ya know?
me: woah, man, this shower is occupied.
spider: omg man I didnt see you there.
me: we cool?
spider: yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
me: oh, that's legit. hey, you might wanna move over some, you're descending right into the shower stream, & I don't want you to drown.
spider: hey, thanks bro. I'll be careful.
me: sooo... can I get out now?
spider: sure, sure! I'll just move over here.
me: thanks! you have a nice night!! don't come into my rooms ok?
spider: nah, man, that's your space. we're cool. have a great evening:

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happiest*
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April 9, 2013 11:31am UTC

Realizing you borrowed the pen
( you’re sticking in your mouth )

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comers
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April 9, 2013 11:52am UTC

When your teacher gives a 20 minute speech about not wasting time.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 12:42pm UTC

It's my birthday
There is a present by my name,
It excites me

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happiest*
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April 9, 2013 11:34am UTC

SHe cRies in THe sHoWeR,
she cries in the rain,
SHE CRIES ANYWHERE
that she can hide the pain ///

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 3:35pm UTC

have u ever
accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:22am UTC

i see beauty in everything, but myself.

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:01am UTC

when i erase a word with a pencil,
where in the world does it go?

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:16am UTC

biology more like BYEology
because I'm out.

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:14am UTC

nicki minaj reminds me of that Sims
character we've all made at 3 am out of boredom

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:37am UTC

things that cause me a mental breakdown:
- slow internet connection
- losing something i held a second ago
- kids screaming for no reason
- kids screming for no reason
- girlswith annoying voices
- sciece
- my mom
- arguing with stupid people
- when the thread won't go through the eye of the needle

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:05am UTC

how the hell do some girls get boyfriends
so easily, like do you just create them in your basement or what

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:43am UTC

getting addicted to a show and then
watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it's over. just freaking over.

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 6:57am UTC

“I've always
WANTED A LITTLE BROTHER
now,I've got four of them.”
- LIAM PAYNE

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Kawaiiheartsxx
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February 22, 2013 9:58pm UTC

I just wanted to be perfect.

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somethingmeaningful
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February 22, 2013 11:01pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awkward moment
When you're a potatoe,
and your crush is so breathtaking that he should be on an Abercrombie&Fitch bag.
nmf-♥

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