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Katrhina

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Member Since: 8 Aug 2013 03:41pm

Last Seen: 8 Feb 2014 10:39pm

Birthday: September 5

Gender: F

user id: 368535

33 Quotes
223 Favorites
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  1. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 4:59pm UTC
    12 year old girls at Facebook: “I want to forget him”
    Me: who do you want to forget? Barney?!?!

  2. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    People who say they’re in love with tacos, and they haven't eat a real Mexican taco!

  3. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Put 30 teenagers in a room and tell them it’s a party: they will be kind, cute and really polite to each other etc.
    Put 30 teenagers in a room and tell them it’s a school: they will become into the worst persons in the world, there will be bullies, judgment, they’ll be mean to each other etc.

  4. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Reasons why I'm not going to ask for trick or treat this year:
    1%: I'm too old for that
    99%: I'm too lazy to walk around my neighborhood

  5. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Reason why I haven’t write a quote yet:
    100%: Nobody has post a new joke in tumblr.

  6. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    What's better for you
    Look for the light in the darkness or look for the darkness in the light?

  7. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    My math teacher
    is a m*therf*cker he hates me just because I listen to heavy metal all time.
    ........
    and that's why I think school makes people judge the others

  8. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    cross off the things you've done.
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected Something really Stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself by accident
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Voted for someone on a reality tv show.
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierecd

  9. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    smiles & makeup
    *~cover so much more than you would think~*

  10. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    Kelis: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
    and there like it's better then yours,
    damn right it's better than yours,
    I can teach you but I have to charge...
    Me: My pokemon brings all the kids to the yard
    and there like, you wanna trade cars?
    you wanna trade cards?
    I will trade you
    But not my charizard.

  11. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Girl: Do you have a crush?
    Boy: yes
    Girl: And... what's her name?
    Boy: well, actually is You....r sister

  12. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Mothers are the most beautiful persons in this world, because if they only have 4 pieces of bread for 5 people they are not hungry

  13. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    WHO let the dogs out??... WHO WHO WHO WHO?
    who let the dogs out??… WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO??!?!?!
    please e-mail me back if you have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!!

  14. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Preview your quote
    What witty says: comments: 167 Favs: 756
    What really happens: comments: 0 Favs: 1

  15. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    When somebody follow you on twitter: Yay!! another follower
    When somebody follow you in real life: OMG! somebody call the cops , Oh my, Oh my!!! Help!

  16. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    *Mom... I´ll be in home in 10 minutes if I don´t, read this again*

  17. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 3:27pm UTC
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  18. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Today my mom just told me:
    "You are free to leave the school, I don´t care anymore"
    And then I woke up

  19. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 12:27am UTC
    Boys cry too
    If you don´t believe it kick one on his family jewels

  20. Katrhina Katrhina
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Friend: I hate math, I´m going to sell oranges in the Street
    Teacher: You need math for that
    Friend: F+ck you b+tch!!

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