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January 22, 2014 2:14pm UTC

Do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested in you and it makes you feel like complete sh/t because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that got their attention in the first place

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kyle the creator*
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January 21, 2014 8:16pm UTC

american: i want to live in the uk
indian: i want to live in the uk
asian: i want to live in the uk
african: i want to live in the uk
hispanic: i want to live in the uk
canadian: i want to live in the uk
brazilian: i want to live in the uk
british: wait what
irish: feckin' british bastards

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January 21, 2014 8:50pm UTC

Types of Situational Irony:
- A police officer gets arrested
- A fire station burns down
- A tow truck gets towed
- Donald Trump getting fired
- You get hit by an abulance
- A Mdconald's employee eating at Burger King

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Ninja918
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January 21, 2014 7:23pm UTC

The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".
Then, until he/she learns another word,
I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

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Jessica♥*
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January 21, 2014 6:55pm UTC

“graduate,
go to a nice college,
AND RUN
as far away as you can.
”
-my mom

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happiest*
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January 18, 2014 3:17pm UTC

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.

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ZomgItsYash
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March 17, 2013 4:23pm UTC

"I don't like it when soups are too soupy."
Credz to my girlfriend<3

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ZomgItsYash
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February 18, 2013 5:05am UTC

I try to think of something to say to you but the only thing that pops into my mind is,
"I love you."

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ZomgItsYash
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February 17, 2013 4:11pm UTC

"I love you so much, I loveee youuu more than ribs because you're not a rib you're Yashyyyy! I'm going to play you a song now *starts playing Ukulele*"
I love her so much.
I'm in love with her.
She's so perfect and beautiful, I love her.
My gorgeous girlfriend, Charliy. <3

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yourcool
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July 21, 2013 2:41am UTC

how do i be a bad b.tch
without my mother finding out

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carson5482
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July 20, 2013 5:57pm UTC

Taylor Swift's song "We are never getting back together"
is actually about her legs.

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carson5482
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July 20, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Why isn't Dan on fire?
When is Carrie's bedtime?
What makes Phil so amazing?
or Charlie so cool?
Why does PJ want to be kicked?
These are the important questions, kids.

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spence*
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July 20, 2013 4:42pm UTC

“ they're like, 12“
- the correct way to refer to anyone
younger than you

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Hale_Storm18
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July 20, 2013 4:59pm UTC

When I was about 9, I went to this summer camp. That year, the camp
decided to ban sugar. So, a girl who was about 13 or 14 got a bunch of candy and sugar based products and charged a dollar for it on the side of the playground (where the counselors couldn't see us) and she'd have a bunch of friends act as guards so no one could steal the candy and she was basically a drug dealer without the actual drugs. Long story short, the girl who sold the sugar is now an actual drug dealer

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yourcool
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May 18, 2013 8:02pm UTC

it takes me like three days to
wake up in the morning

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yourcool
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May 18, 2013 8:40pm UTC

when nothing goes right go to sleep

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yourcool
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May 18, 2013 8:25pm UTC

how to do everything last minute:
a novel by my that i am going to write later

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yourcool
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May 18, 2013 7:33pm UTC

"911 what's your emergency?"
hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now

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jimmy365
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May 4, 2013 3:17pm UTC

the best
and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | s u b m i s s i o n : E m m y c h a n 3

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