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Katelynash

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Member Since: 30 Jun 2011 05:16pm

Last Seen: 26 Dec 2012 01:31am

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Let's get this started. I'm Katie's absolute favorite friend, Briahna.
My Witty name is L:iveTheDream.
So, let's talk about Katie. She's completely amazing. She's gorgeous, funny,
smart, and anything and everything else you wish that you could ever be.
She loves her some scary movies, even if I have to walk her to the bathroom 
afterwards. She swears like a goddamn sailor because she fucking can.
One day she's gonna marry Jean-Luc Bilodeau or Josh Hutcherson because
they're sexy.  She's a master in the art of apodyopsis.(; Also, she's a Grammar 
Nazi. That means she would rather cuddle you, then do you.(;  She drives me 
completely insane, and sometimes I would just love to push her in front of a bus,
but I would just miss her way too much. She's like the other half of me, we're a 
package deal, you want one you get both. I love her to the end of the universe and
back. We know everyhthing about each other, and somehow we're still friends. 
If you actually read this all, you're amazing and I love you.♥
♥Briahna


My turn, Bitches. 
The name's Katelyn.(: Katie if you prefer. I blow out my candles June 2nd.
Fifteen years young Cheerleader forever, and gymnastics too! I love to talk to people and
will be nice to you if you're nice to me. I can be a bitch, but choose not to unless you piss me off.
So be good. My friends and I are the loud obnoxious ones you want to kill, but just LOVE.
I swear like a sailor, but there's a few words I refuse to say and that's PANTIES and MOIST.
Eww. So don't go there. I am a major grammar Nazi so I'd rather cuddle with you, then do you.;)
Taken, but this ain't eHarmony. Sophomore. I have an obsession with giraffes.
I adore memes. I'm a closet nerd. I'm a bunch of contradictions. Like a starburst.;)
Smile big, Beautiful. The world loves you and so do I. Talk to me if you feel the need.(: Peace out, Girl Scout 

 

  1. Katelynash Katelynash
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    May 2, 2012 12:13am EDT
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    April 21, 2012 11:22am EDT
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  3. Katelynash Katelynash
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    April 21, 2012 11:19am EDT
    A pessimist is always alone.
    An optimist is two people away
    from a threesome. ;)
    Let's all be positive here.

  4. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:11am EDT
    Broccoli: "I look like a tree!"
    Walnut: "I look like a brain!"
    Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella!"
    Banana: "Dude! Can we change the topic!?"
    nmf

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    April 21, 2012 11:04am EDT
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  6. Katelynash Katelynash
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    April 21, 2012 11:00am EDT
    format by sandrasaurus
    If you're living
    life without an "f."
    you're living a
    li[ ]e.

  7. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:42pm EST
    that awkward moment
    when you have to sneeze but you make it quiet
    so it sounds like a dying cow.
    nmf My quote(:

  8. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:16pm EST
    When i was little
    I USED TO..
    When I was little? I STILL do.
    Format by Sandrasaurus My quote♥

  9. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 2:46pm EST
    You need him
    Like a giraffe needs strep throat.

  10. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 12:33am EST
    ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼
    Fact: everytime you find a great hiding place,
    You ALWAYS have to pee.
    Format Credit - RunawayRachel

  11. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:43pm EST
    And the worst part is,
    I I still love you. I still want you.

  12. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 1:36pm EST
    Life without love
    is a life without meaning♥
    nmqnmf
    ©TristanIsAGuysNameToo

  13. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 1:28pm EST
    How can I forget you when you're always on my mind?
    How can I not want you when you're all I want inside?
    How can I let you go when I can't see us apart?
    How can I not love you when you control my heart?

  14. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 1:22pm EST
    Love is just a word,
    until someone gives it meaning.♥
    nmqnmf

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    January 15, 2012 10:57pm EST
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  16. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 10:43pm EST
    Those who bring Sunshine to the lives of others,
    Cannot keep it from themselves.
    nmf
    nmq

  17. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 10:32pm EST
    The sun is up, The sky is blue, life is beautiful, and so are you.♥
    nmqnmf♥

  18. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 9:28pm EST
    Be careful captain Barbie,
    Your nerd is showing through.
    LNMF MY QUOTE

  19. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 11:10pm EST
    ------------------------------------------------
    Life is full of ups and downs.
    But it's the downs that
    make the ups seem
    So.Much.Higher.
    ------------------------------------------------
    myquote nmf

  20. Katelynash Katelynash
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 8:58pm EST
    Make your smile change the world,
    But don't let the world change your smile.
    nmq nmf

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