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Hale_Storm18
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January 12, 2013 8:40am UTC

Let's be real here. If Witty had it's own country,
it'd dissolve into a violent anarchy in about 3 minutes flat.

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BlondieBooJayy
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January 11, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Coffee is that magical substance
that turns, "Leave me alone or die," into "Good morning sunshine!"

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Holly_Bungalow

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January 11, 2013 4:31pm UTC

EXERCISE
...EX..ER..CISE
...EX..AR..SIZE
...EGGS..ARE..SIDES
...FOR BACON...
BACON.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
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January 11, 2013 5:58pm UTC

Rain seems like a reasonable excuse for canceling class.

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SarahDGirl
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January 11, 2013 4:49pm UTC

When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'.
Are you asking to be punched?

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yeah_im_weird_
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January 11, 2013 5:28pm UTC

elementary teacher: there are no stupid questions so dont be afraid to ask! : )
Highschool teacher: that was the dumest question ive ever heard are you stupid? you know what.....no just get out -_-
t('-'t) (be afraid be very afraid)

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kooibear
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January 11, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I sleep too much. Parent's complain.
Don't sleep enough. Parent's complain.
I eat too much. Parent's complain.
I don't eat enough. Parent's complain.
I'm always in my room. Parent's complain.
I go out too much. Parent's complain.
I just can't win.

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_Mrs_Horan_
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January 11, 2013 10:26pm UTC

The fastest way to mess up someone's Knock Knock joke
"It's open"

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MyWittyProfile
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January 11, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I don't need a kiss to make me feel better.
I need food.

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BlondieBooJayy
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January 11, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Mocking people
in a voice they don't even have

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SarahDGirl
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January 11, 2013 8:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're telling a story & realized no one's listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything.

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dragonfly26
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January 11, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Guy: *Exists*
Me: He's kinda cute....
Me: NO, SELF STOP IT YOU LIKE SOMEONE ELSE
Guy: *sits next to me*
Me: I can like two guys, right...?
Just me?

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pluto*
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January 11, 2013 6:07pm UTC

I'm pretty sure every person who,
eats a lollipop gets to the point when they
stop sucking and just bite it off....[♥]

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swimswim98
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January 11, 2013 7:29pm UTC

I can only imagine how the 11 year olds today are going to complain about the next crop of 11 year olds.
"OMG 11 year olds are so spoiled these days. Like, when i was 11, I only had an iPhone and UGGS. And I was happy. Ugh!"

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NEON21
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January 11, 2013 7:14pm UTC

w i n s a t r i p f o r 2 to H a w a i i
Goes Twice
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Bobscookies
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January 11, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

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