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yourcool
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 8:40pm UTC

me: i got my first speeding ticket today.
friend: what did you get it for?
me: murder. i got it for murder.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 6:44pm UTC

" If I ever have any back up dancers
I want the penguins from Madagascar "
-Ed Sheeran

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NikkiBeKillin
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:10pm UTC

I figured out why everyone breaks up with Taylor Swift,
In her new alblum "red" in one of her songs she says, "we can have 10 kids and teach them about dreaming."
10 kids.
10 kids.
10 kids.
10 KIDS.
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MissAnna
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 7:26pm UTC

MAKE SURE YOU MARRY SOMEONE WHO LAUGHS AT THE SAME
things you do.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I force my cat to watch
animal abuse commercials with me
So he can see how good he's got it.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Hurricane Sandy wouldn't be here, if Patrick would've
just stopped making fun of Texas.
(OneDirection/nmf)

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:47pm UTC

Meanwhile in the Northeastern United States
Last Halloween: Massive Snowstorm
This Halloween: Intense Hurricane
Next Halloween: Godzilla returns

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 12:06am UTC

Literally, half the people in the world don't know what The A-Team is about
and sing it like it's a happy song

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staystrongxx
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 4:00pm UTC

How am I supposed to control my life
when I can't even control my hair

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 12:36am UTC

"I don’t like it when something or someone turns out to be different than what you originally thought. Like when you’re shopping and you find a really cute dress, only to realize it’s actually a strange jumpsuit situation."
- Taylor Swift.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 2:19pm UTC

♚
I'M A
FANGIRL
AND WE
DON'T DO
"CALM"

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 7:24pm UTC

isn't anyone trying to find me?
WON'T SOMEBODY COME TAKE ME HOME?

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Serotonin
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 2:25pm UTC

I love unmade beds.
I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment.
I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love.
I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings.
I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies.
I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds.
I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time.
I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams.
Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 4:41pm UTC

''The loneliest moment in someone’s life
is when they are watching their whole world
fall apart, and all they can do is
stare blankly.''
F. Scott Fitzgerald,
The Great Gatsby

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 10:25am UTC

i remember what
YOU WORE ON THE FIRST DAY YOU
CAME INTO MY LIFE & I THOUGHT
( hey, you know, this could be )
something.
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*gloomy*
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 11:36am UTC

if everyone fought fire with fire, the whole
WORLDWOULD GO UP IN SMOKE.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 3:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Jade672
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 10:07am UTC

Ever had that one person in your life,
that you can't give up on, the one person that can screw you over time after time,
yet you always seem to give them another chance? and no matter how many times
you say this is their last one, you know it's a lie because there's always just one
more waiting for them. The person you know you're better off without,
but you can't find a way to let them go.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 8:52pm UTC

I'M THAT GIRL
THAT TAKES THE BULLET FOR THE ONE
W I T H T H E G U N .

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lolmybffjill
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Just do me
one little favor
and notice
just how much
I need you
right now.

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