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  1. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 11:09pm EDT
    When you're young, you can fly;
    but we trip on clouds 'cause we get too high.
    WE GROW UP AND THEN IT'S GONE;
    oh, God only knows what we'll become.
    Please don't remove this!

  2. 伤* 伤* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 11:30am EDT
    RIP CORY MONTEITH
    HE DIDN'T DIE HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE

  3. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 6:16pm EDT
    I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG
    WITH THE WORLD. NO ONE /////////
    SAYS WHAT THEY FEEL, THEY
    ALWAYS [ HOLD IT IN INSIDE ]
    THEY'RE SAD, BUT THEY DON'T
    CRY. THEY'RE HAPPY, BUT THEY
    DON'T SING OR DANCE. THEY'RE
    [ A N G R Y ], ♥ BUT THEY DON'T
    SCREAM. BECAUSE IF THEY DO,
    THEY FEEL ASHAMED. AND
    THAT'S THE WORST FEELING IN
    THE ( [ WORLD ] ) SO EVERYONE
    || WALKS|| WITH|| THEIR|| HEADS||
    DOWN AND NO ONE SEES HOW
    BEAUTIFUL THE SKY IS. ♥

  4. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 6:57pm EST
    i would kiss you in
    the middle of the ocean during a lightning storm 'cause i'd
    x||||||||||||| rather be left for dead than wonder what thunder
    [ S O U N D S L I K E ]

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:53pm EST
    You know that quiet girl in class?
    Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

  6. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 5:59pm EST
    Who told you life wasn't worth the fight?
    [ they were wrong, they lied ]
    and now you're gone and we cried.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings


  7. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  8. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 3:48pm EST
    On the 12th day of christmas Facebook came to me....
    12 dudes Im blocking
    11 friends just waiting
    10 corny topics
    9 busted barbies
    8 friends complaining
    7 stalkers stalking
    6 party invites
    5 DRAMAAA QUEEENS
    4 game requests
    3 photo tags
    2 people pokes
    AND A CREEP WHO WONT STOP INBOXING MEEE!
    Merry early christmas everyone.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:30pm EST
    my mouth is like a magicians hat...
    you never know what's gonna come outta it.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:44pm EST
    sleepover at a friends home.
    wake up the next day.
    realize that everyone else is still sleeping.
    spend three hours looking at the ceiling.

  11. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 12:32pm EST
    DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME STAY OR
    ASK ME IF I'M OKAY
    I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWER. ♥

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 9:00pm EST
    think of a number.
    double it.
    add 100.
    subtract the number
    close your eyes.
    it's dark, isn't it?

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 9:03pm EST
    boybands are weird because they always
    sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they're going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what

  14. requiem requiem
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 1:36am EDT
    » ( and i promise that it's not your fault )
    it was never your fault

  15. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 3:39pm EST
    Why Crushes Can Be Better Than Boyfriends
    1. Crushes basically require you to geek out with your friends.
    Once you’re actually dating someone, you can’t keep calling him the Sixth-Period Lord of Hotness, because that’s just bragging. You also can’t giggle for nine hours while having practice crush conversations with your friends (please tell me I'm not the only one who did that), because relationships require talking for real.
    2. Your free time is yours, all yours!
    The right kind of boyfriend both needs and wants the two of you to have separate interests and lives. But he'll probably still want to know what you're doing, and you probably don't want to explain out loud that no, you can't go out Friday night, because you're too busy making all your T-shirts into ninja masks.
    (http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2869/1850/1600/ninjalesson.jpg)
    3. It’s never as good as you think it’s gonna be.
    In general this is a terrible reason to not do something, but it’s a little bit different when it comes to crushes. Sometimes it’s more fun to imagine magical pony rides through the Carribean with a crush than it is to make stilted conversation with them under the cold, hard light of your local Denny's.
    4. You can focus on your friendships.
    We’ve all had that friend who pulls a disappearing act the minute she starts dating someone, only to reappear months later, newly broken up and expecting full-on friend therapy. Though friend breakups definitely occur, and high-school sweethearts do occasionally get married, your friends are still likely to stick around a lot longer than the person you just started calling Sugarpants. (You should stop doing that btw.)
    5. If you’re in a relationship, you no longer get to crush on eeeeveryone.
    Have a little respect. Getting a real boyfriend means retiring your “Mrs. Niall Horan” T-shirt (for a little while), putting your shirtless Justin Bieber gif from Tumblr on temporary hold, and no longer cultivating the five to ten mini-crushes you’ve got going for a rainy day.

    nmq

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 4:19pm EST
    ♥ ♥ I always, ,say i'm done with you but I
    never really am.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:28pm EST
    It’s just that
    whenever I see a pretty girl, I feel so intimidated.
    It’s like whenever I think I look decent or okay,
    I come across a pretty girl in a picture or a pretty friend
    and I just immediately fall into the assumption that
    I would never measure up to that kind of “pretty.”
    It’s like I can never be enough because
    there will always be someone prettier and better.

  18. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 3:50pm EST
    he said, "good to see
    YOU'RE STILL BEAUTIFUL. i bet
    .::::::. YOU'RE RICH AS HELL."

  19. ThreeCheers ThreeCheers
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 9:05pm EST
    my thoughts
    are stars i cannot
    FATHOM INTO CONSTELLATIONS

  20. Princess* Princess*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:30pm EST
    I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
    I haven't fed it in 6 years

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